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  • Logos57
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Howdy from Minnesota.

    Howdy all, my name is JJ. I live just north of the Twin Cities here in Minnesota. I'm a big Viking fan. Of late I feel very distance from God.
  • Colin Cameron
    Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
    • Jun 2010
    • 69

    #2
    Re: Howdy from Minnesota.

    How distant from God?

    Do you read the Bible?

    Why do you follow the Vikings? Are they not Denmarkian or something like that?

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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6578

      #3
      Re: Howdy from Minnesota.

      Originally posted by Logos57 View Post
      I'm a big Viking fan. Of late I feel very distance from God.
      I think those two facts might be related. God and Vikings don't get along.
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      • landoverlover
        Also loves Jesus and America
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 828

        #4
        Re: Howdy from Minnesota.

        Originally posted by Logos57 View Post
        Howdy all, my name is JJ. I live just north of the Twin Cities here in Minnesota. I'm a big Viking fan. Of late I feel very distance from God.
        I think you've already identified the problem. Instead of being on the LORD's team on Sundays and keeping the Sabbath holy, you are worshiping a gang of sweaty negroes dressed up like pagan marauders. This secular religion is very close to God-mocking and idol worship. Do you keep pagan Viking symbols in your house - pennants (devil talismans), bumper stickers, Viking key chains and posters and shirts and who knows what else? How many JESUS penants do you have? How many JESUS T-shirts?

        The Bible says, 'By their fruits ye shall know them.' God hasn't abandoned you - YOU have chosen to walk the pagan path. Clear your house of all this satan symbology and get thee to a right Baptist church.
        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Howdy from Minnesota.

          Minnesota.

          How terrible for you. It must be very difficult living among all those Nordic types. Swedes and Norwegians are sadly influenced by their lutherianistic priests.

          I suppose you also pray at the altar of Favre.

          You need to straighten yourself out and come to Jesus. Until then, there is little hope for you.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12988

            #6
            Re: Howdy from Minnesota.

            I think the Minnesota Vikings coined the term "Hail Mary".

            Later, the Catolicks started using it in their liturgy
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Howdy from Minnesota.

              Originally posted by Logos57 View Post
              Howdy all, my name is JJ. I live just north of the Twin Cities here in Minnesota. I'm a big Viking fan. Of late I feel very distance from God.
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