Hello

[Thomas W]

Hello, fellow christians.

There's not much to say about me. I'm over 30 years old. Found Jesus a few years ago, which naturally scared away all the sinners and non-believers from my social life, and in turn gave me even more time to get to know my savior. My favorite Bible quote is probably the classical Leviticus 20:13, where the unyielding words of God shines like a beacon in the dark, telling us of just how far mankind has fallen.

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello

Welcome, friend. Do you have a family? Where do you worship?

Many True Christians™ had sordid pasts before realizing that Jesus was missing from their life. Tell us, friend, in what manner of depravity and perversion did you wallow before hitting rock bottom and asking Jesus to enter your heart? Spare us no details.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello

Hello, fellow christians.

There's not much to say about me. I'm over 30 years old. Found Jesus a few years ago, which naturally scared away all the sinners and non-believers from my social life, and in turn gave me even more time to get to know my savior. My favorite Bible quote is probably the classical Leviticus 20:13, where the unyielding words of God shines like a beacon in the dark, telling us of just how far mankind has fallen.

*****

Welcome! You sound a bit lonely since finding Jesus. There are times you probably think the company of sinners is better than no company at all.

NOT SO! You can spend countless enjoyable
hours...days....weeks...just thinking about the endless ways your former so-called friends will be tortured for eternity. And because the Bible says we get extra credit for being persecuted due to our faith (and it sounds like you have been), you will get a box seat to watch satan and his imps go to work with the red-hot pokers and pincers.

Your social life will also improve with the little ladies. Unlike unsaved and unshaved, hairy-legged, B.O.-downstairs feminazis, you will get a wife who puts YOU first. You're the boss of her, my friend. The pants will be on the right gender in your household.

So buck up, it's a bright future in the here AND the hereafter!

[Thomas W]

Re: Hello

Welcome, friend. Do you have a family? Where do you worship?

Many True Christians™ had sordid pasts before realizing that Jesus was missing from their life. Tell us, friend, in what manner of depravity and perversion did you wallow before hitting rock bottom and asking Jesus to enter your heart? Spare us no details.

I have only one person left who I can call family: My dear mother.
There are no baptist churches in the city I live in, so I've made due with learning about the Word of God from within my basement.
As for depravity, there has been some sloth and some pride in my life, and I'm trying as hard as I can to make amends for it.

I used to live a pretty carefree life until I started looking for a woman to marry, and while I had heard of the unholy temptresses stalking the streets at night, nothing could have prepared me for what I encountered. I have had harlots verbally begging me to rape them, and succubi wanting to kill me after they'd fed on me.
Robbed on my chastity, I retreated into my basement and turned to Jesus to deliver me from this evil.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello

I have only one person left who I can call family: My dear mother.
There are no baptist churches in the city I live in, so I've made due with learning about the Word of God from within my basement.
As for depravity, there has been some sloth and some pride in my life, and I'm trying as hard as I can to make amends for it.

I used to live a pretty carefree life until I started looking for a woman to marry, and while I had heard of the unholy temptresses stalking the streets at night, nothing could have prepared me for what I encountered. I have had harlots verbally begging me to rape them, and succubi wanting to kill me after they'd fed on me.
Robbed on my chastity, I retreated into my basement and turned to Jesus to deliver me from this evil.

Well there you go. Women are crafty in their ways, more crafty than a man. It's why the Lord gave us dominion over them, to even the odds up a bit. How many times have you heard one of them say "He's JUST A MAN" ?

You sound very close to demon-posession, hanging out in mama's basement. Give up on women for now, my friend, until you have your relationship with the Lord worked out. HE is the one you need to be in submission to, not hanging around your single-wide saying "Yes, Dear" like a zombie every time something comes out of her mouth like "We need to invest in curtains" or "You need to buy new fuzzy rug-things for the toilet."

Man Up over there!

[Thomas W]

Re: Hello

Well there you go. Women are crafty in their ways, more crafty than a man. It's why the Lord gave us dominion over them, to even the odds up a bit. How many times have you heard one of them say "He's JUST A MAN" ?

You sound very close to demon-posession, hanging out in mama's basement. Give up on women for now, my friend, until you have your relationship with the Lord worked out. HE is the one you need to be in submission to, not hanging around your single-wide saying "Yes, Dear" like a zombie every time something comes out of her mouth like "We need to invest in curtains" or "You need to buy new fuzzy rug-things for the toilet."

Man Up over there!

I agree with you completely.