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Hello, I have found your church and I believe in it. I used to be a muslim but now I am part of the Landover Baptist Church.
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I'm afraid you can only be part of LBC after you have been saved, my camel riding friend. Also we can't be too lax on security to brownies after all the bombings, so you're going to have to work hard to convince us you aren't going to be a danger to True Christians(tm).
Tell me, why did you leave your muslim roots behind you? How did you come to decide Christianity was the religion for you?
Praise Jesus you have been shown the light!
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6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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In my sleep I saw Jesus and he told me that this was the right religion for me. I asked some other Christians and they told me to come to this site.Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View PostI'm afraid you can only be part of LBC after you have been saved, my camel riding friend. Also we can't be too lax on security to brownies after all the bombings, so you're going to have to work hard to convince us you aren't going to be a danger to True Christians™.
Tell me, why did you leave your muslim roots behind you? How did you come to decide Christianity was the religion for you?
Praise Jesus you have been shown the light!!Comment
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Gesundheit.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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You can't blame us for being suspicious - we get so many trolls here.
Which church do you attend? What's your favourite Bible verse and why? Do you have any sons and are they all Soldiers for Jesus? If not, why not? Have you declared your apostasy to your mudslime ex-friends? How do you expect to escape decapitation?Comment
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How does one purge themselves of islamofacism?The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"Comment
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Welcome. We are charged with making disciples of all the earth. Still, just to make sure you aren't backsliding, can you confirm you've eaten a kosher hot dog, BBQ pork sandwich, bacon, bacon bits, something like that?Originally posted by Abdul Ali Achbar View PostLeviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Your perceptiveness is just amazing, Brother Landoverlover. I, myself, would never have thought to ask such analytical questions.
If this towel-head can properly respond to you, perhaps there will be hope for him yet. But I doubt it considering his sand-jockey background.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"Comment
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I am currently a bit suspicious that this person has yet to post any knowledge of the Holy Bible.
Hosea 4:6
My people are destroyed for lack of KNOWLEDGE: because thou hast rejected KNOWLEDGE, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.Comment
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You're not a ni**er are you? God hates ni**ers!Originally posted by Abdul Ali Achbar View PostComment
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We don't condone racism of any kind here on God's favorite forum, lady. The coons, jigaboos and pickaninnies would hire a bunch of joo lawyers to sue us if we let you use language like that.Originally posted by great2Bsaved View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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You're right brother... From now on I'll be less intolerant of our spear chucking, porch monkey members. Praise the Lord!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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