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  • puddle bubbles
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2010
    • 5
    #1

    Good Morning

    So I just found your forum due to a set of unusual job related circumstances last night. My name is Justin and I'm a police officer in Eastern Maryland. I arrested a subject last night and he called me "one of those negro hating Landover Baptist Mother ..." Guess I don't have to finish what he called me, his life is irrelevant. While I was working on the arrest paperwork I looked you up. I browsed the forums a bit and decided to register. Why can't I find a decent church like you all around here?

    I'm 29 years old, married to a fantastic cook, and have one son. I don't currently attend any church here because I can't find one that is a true Baptist Chruch. I grew up in western Illinois and had no problem with church there! Maybe I'm too close to Washedup DC. I've been trying to find a good church for a couple years now. I can't attend every Sunday because of my schedule(evil never sleeps), but I have visited a lot of churches in the area.

    I'm actually working now, so I need to go out and find some dirtbag to lock up, but I'm here all night. Let me know if you want to know anything else.

    puddle bubbles
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    • Brother Snapper Grogan
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 608
      #2
      Re: Good Morning

      Welcome, Officer PuddleBubbles. It's great to see an officer of the law seeking out our friendly forums.

      The vile reprobate you arrested was lying to you. We definitely don't hate Negros here - just the opposite! Reverend Jim does wonderful work among them and we have several fine ex-Negras among our congregation! I hope you won't be misled by the lies of the unsaved!
      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Good Morning

          Welcome to God's favorite forum. What's with the bubbles and puddles? You aren't a queerboy, are you? I've never heard of a man who cooks before, unless it was a queerboy.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • puddle bubbles
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              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2010
              • 5
              #4
              Re: Good Morning

              Puddle bubbles is a nickname I earned while working. I enjoy working in the rain or shortly after. This way, whenever I have to rough someone up, they end up face down in a puddle trying to breath. Hence the name puddle bubbles.

              And Pastor Ezekiel, I believe you misread. My wife is a fantastic cook. I do however enjoy cooking on the grill. But really, who trusts a woman to cook good red meat on the grill?

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612
                  #5
                  Re: Good Morning

                  Welcome, Officer Justin.

                  I believe it was quite diplomatic of you in writing that Pastor Zeke misread your introductory post.

                  Pastor Zeke is a very busy person and is constantly in search of queers appearing in our Godly Forum™. Since we regularly receiving new members it's entirely possible he missed the reference to your wife's cooking skills.

                  What a tragedy that the coon you arrested accused you of carnal relations with your mother.

                  I'm guessing that your professional career brings you into close contact with low-lifes on a regular basis. Speaking of low-lifes does your area also have an infestation of beaners? How about mudslimes or joos?
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Disciple Luke
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 165
                      #6
                      Re: Good Morning

                      hello Mr Puddles.

                      and welcome.

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590
                          #7
                          Re: Good Morning

                          Originally posted by puddle bubbles View Post
                          My name is Justin
                          only just in?
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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