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Hello, I've created an account in order to take part in some of your discussions, but it appears that Pastor Ezekial has taken some rather childish action and changed my name and a few bits of personal info. Would you please change it back to the original Rational Dissenter?
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Tell me son, why have you rejected Jesus and embraced Satan?
God wants to hold you in His powerful arms and show you His thick love. Won't you please accept it?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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I'm not sure...but surely it is too late for me!
I have already taken pleasure in the heathenish entertainment option of video games! Jesus must have no place for me. Thus, Satan is all that I have to turn to.A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Boy, I'm here to tell you that thru Jesus all thngs are possible. You can stop playing those demonic games, stop having sweaty man-on-boy sex with strangers at truckstops, and stop partaking of narcotics if you beg Jesus to wash you clean with His sweet, sweet blood.Originally posted by Irrational Dissenter View Post
Also tithing. Don't even think about trying to rob Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Yes, the risk of contracting sexual diseases and the impending eternal doom does seem rather unpleasant.
How do I go about garnering Jesus's love?A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Tell me son, have you ever been to Stamford Bridge?Originally posted by Irrational Dissenter View Post
Perhaps if you have not visited is why you are refected by Christ?Comment
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Where is Stamford Bridge? Also, I believe you meant to type rejected. Refect means to refresh with food and drink.Originally posted by Colin Cameron View PostA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Oh he excels at that! Look at what he calls me!Originally posted by Irrational Dissenter View PostComment
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Were you refected by Christ? Does Jesus not provide you Food and Drink?Originally posted by Irrational Dissenter View PostComment
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Only whingers moan about their username. I am proud to be a coon for Christ!
"And the evil spirit answered and said, Jesus I know, and Paul I know, but who are ye?" Acts 19:15Comment
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Exactly, usernames don't matter.Originally posted by Babatunde View PostOnly whingers moan about their username. I am proud to be a coon for Christ!Comment
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Well, I wouldn't have bothered saying anything if he didn't change it in a passive/aggressive manner that I presume to be intended as an insult.Originally posted by David Micheal View PostA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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You are like a car owner who washes and waxes the body of his car, but does not fill his engine with oil. How do you expect to win Salvation when you are concerned with superficial things?Originally posted by Irrational Dissenter View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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That's an excellent simile, I must say. Also, I don't expect Salvation.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostA whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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