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  • Lovely Atheist
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    • Aug 2010
    • 5

    #1

    Atheist Here... :D

    Come on. You love it really.

    Tell me, why should be a Christian like most of you people out there?
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Atheist Here...

    It speaks. The best reason to become a Christian is so you don't get tossed into the lake of fire and you get to go to Heaven with us.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Atheist Here...

      Yes, I wholeheartedly agree with Brother Levi; that is the best reason to become a Christian. I would also like to add that the teachings of Christianity (the KJV1611) are true and complete, while the teachings of all other religions (e.g. atheism, Buddhism, evolutionism, Islam, homosexualism, abortionism...) are completely false.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Lovely Atheist
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        #4
        Re: Atheist Here...

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Yes, I wholeheartedly agree with Brother Levi; that is the best reason to become a Christian. I would also like to add that the teachings of Christianity (the KJV1611) are true and complete, while the teachings of all other religions (e.g. atheism, Buddhism, evolutionism, Islam, homosexualism, abortionism...) are completely false.
        Okay then. Well, i've been Atheist for a little while now. And, i'm quite sure there's nothing "bigger" out there. I used to be a pretty strong Christian actually, very strong indeed. Until, I suffered a car crash, and both of my parents were in the front, bleeding to death. I prayed to Him to save them, because I didn't want to be an orphan. They died, very very painful deaths. I'm now living with the most horrible person ever alive, who frequently beats me for absolutely NOTHING.

        Some God, eh?

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Atheist Here...

          Originally posted by Lovely Atheist View Post
          Okay then. Well, i've been Atheist for a little while now. And, i'm quite sure there's nothing "bigger" out there. I used to be a pretty strong Christian actually, very strong indeed. Until, I suffered a car crash, and both of my parents were in the front, bleeding to death. I prayed to Him to save them, because I didn't want to be an orphan. They died, very very painful deaths. I'm now living with the most horrible person ever alive, who frequently beats me for absolutely NOTHING.

          Some God, eh?
          Such a pity, dear. I wonder what sins they wallowed in for God to smite them thusly?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Lovely Atheist
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            • Aug 2010
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            #6
            Re: Atheist Here...

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Such a pity, dear. I wonder what sins they wallowed in for God to smite them thusly?

            How about running a charity shop? Feeding the poor and hungry and homeless EVERY SINGLE DAY. How about giving up all of their possessions to allow the less fortunate some more comfort?

            Are these sins?

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Atheist Here...

              You must think you're really smart. How old are you? Sixteen?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Brother Helge
                True Christian™
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                • Jan 2010
                • 1074

                #8
                Re: Atheist Here...

                What's so lovely about going to Hell?
                "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                John 8:32

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Atheist Here...

                  Originally posted by Lovely Atheist View Post
                  Are these sins?
                  I don't believe so, but who can know the mind of God? Who has been His council?

                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: Atheist Here...

                    Originally posted by Lovely Atheist View Post
                    Okay then. Well, i've been Atheist for a little while now. And, i'm quite sure there's nothing "bigger" out there. I used to be a pretty strong Christian actually, very strong indeed. Until, I suffered a car crash, and both of my parents were in the front, bleeding to death. I prayed to Him to save them, because I didn't want to be an orphan. They died, very very painful deaths. I'm now living with the most horrible person ever alive, who frequently beats me for absolutely NOTHING.

                    Some God, eh?
                    I am sorry for your loss.
                    Obviously you didn't Pray hard enough for them.
                    Why did you hate your parents so much?

                    Matthew 10
                    20 For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father which speaketh in you.

                    21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.

                    22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

                    .

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #11
                      Re: Atheist Here...

                      Originally posted by Lovely Atheist View Post
                      How about running a charity shop? Feeding the poor and hungry and homeless EVERY SINGLE DAY. How about giving up all of their possessions to allow the less fortunate some more comfort?

                      Are these sins?
                      That explains it. The poor, hungry people they were feeding were probably faggots. God does not want us to feed faggots. He wants us to stone them.


                      1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


                      Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


                      Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


                      Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


                      Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


                      1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

                      1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.



                      2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

                      Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                      Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)


                      1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                      Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: Atheist Here...

                        Originally posted by Lovely Atheist View Post
                        'm now living with the most horrible person ever alive, who frequently beats me for absolutely NOTHING.
                        You should stop living in sin with this person and find a True Christian.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Irrational Dissenter
                          Unsaved trash, gay game geek
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 25

                          #13
                          Re: Atheist Here...

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          Yes, I wholeheartedly agree with Brother Levi; that is the best reason to become a Christian. I would also like to add that the teachings of Christianity (the KJV1611) are true and complete, while the teachings of all other religions (e.g. atheism, Buddhism, evolutionism, Islam, homosexualism, abortionism...) are completely false.
                          Excuse me, I don't necessarily wish to comment on what you are arguing here, but I would just like to point out that the only religions you pointed out are Islam and Buddhism. Atheism, evolutionism, homosexualism, and abortionism are not religions.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: Atheist Here...

                            Originally posted by Irrational Dissenter View Post
                            Excuse me, I don't necessarily wish to comment on what you are arguing here, but I would just like to point out that the only religions you pointed out are Islam and Buddhism. Atheism, evolutionism, homosexualism, and abortionism are not religions.
                            How can you say that atheism is not a religion? They have priests, like Richard Dawkins, martyrs, like Christopher Hitchens, and hymns, like Marylin Manson. If atheism is not a religion, then what is?

                            Homosexuality is very much a religion. It is sometimes called "Catholicism".

                            Abortionism is a religious practice of infant sacrifice.

                            Evilutionism is the worship of monkeys and Satan.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Irrational Dissenter
                              Unsaved trash, gay game geek
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 25

                              #15
                              Re: Atheist Here...

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              How can you say that atheism is not a religion? They have priests, like Richard Dawkins, martyrs, like Christopher Hitchens, and hymns, like Marylin Manson. If atheism is not a religion, then what is?

                              Homosexuality is very much a religion. It is sometimes called "Catholicism".

                              Abortionism is a religious practice of infant sacrifice.

                              Evilutionism is the worship of monkeys and Satan.
                              Those people aren't priests or martyrs. Richard Dawkins was a scientist and Christopher Hitchens was an author. Marilyn Manson has nothing to do with Atheism, he is a Satanist.

                              Homosexuality is not synonymous with Catholicism, thus it is not a religion. Look it up either in the dictionary or your scriptures.

                              Abortions are not religious at all and are merely a method of giving a woman who is pregnant the option to choose whether or not she wants to go through with having a child.

                              Evolution is a scientific theory(which has been pretty much proven and is part of mainstream education) that has no religious basis.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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