[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Uh Oh. So it is an intoxicating liquor?

When drunk yes, when baked in a pie no.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

When drunk yes, when baked in a pie no.

...and it's correlation with motorcycle engine oil .... ????

[Disciple Luke]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Hello Mrs Billy Bob Jenkins.

How nice to have your acquaintance.

And congratulations on your recent nuptials.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

...and it's correlation with motorcycle engine oil .... ????

I doubt it would be of much use as an engine oil Chaz.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Hello Mrs Billy Bob Jenkins.

How nice to have your acquaintance.

And congratulations on your recent nuptials.

Cindy Lou is shoulder deep in a toilet at present, but she thanks you for your nice post.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Greetings Cindy Lou Jenkins, may your Pasta never be Soggy

(not that you will get to enjoy it much now)
Happy now Lisa?

I have set Cindy Lou's account so that it will ignore any posts made by you. I will do the same with any other sea-faring, Al Gore believing, spaghetti worshipping scum. So don't waste your effort.

[Disciple Luke]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Cindy Lou is shoulder deep in a toilet at present, but she thanks you for your nice post.

Any time. And I do understand her position!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

I have set Cindy Lou's account so that it will ignore any posts made by you. I will do the same with any other sea-faring, Al Gore believing, spaghetti worshipping scum. So don't waste your effort.

Are your "god" and your wife so weak Billy Bob that a few simple words from such as I could be a danger to either?

If you are right and I am wrong when we have our little discussions would not your wife benefit from seeing your intellect in action?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Are your "god" and your wife so weak Billy Bob that a few simple words from such as I could be a danger to either?

If you are right and I am wrong when we have our little discussions would not your wife benefit from seeing your intellect in action?

My wife already knows how to cook, clean, and lie still. What does she have to gain from hearing you blaspheme God?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

My wife already knows how to cook, clean, and lie still. What does she have to gain from hearing you blaspheme God?

I have never blasphemed God, I leave that to you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

I have never blasphemed God, I leave that to you.

God is not a pile of noodles, and his people are not a bunch of gay pirates.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

God is not a pile of noodles, and his people are not a bunch of gay pirates.

See there you go blaspheming again.
God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, His Chosen people are The Pirates, as for the sexual preferences of The Pirates

6. FIND THEE A WENCH!
Or if you’re a wench, find thee a Pirate!(1) Whenches and Pirate go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce.(2) Now hit the seas and take what’s comin’ to ye!!!

1)Female Pirate should find themselves a stout male Pirate.

2)So do same-sex Pirates, who are perfectly acceptable in Pirate culture.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

See there you go blaspheming again.
God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, His Chosen people are The Pirates, as for the sexual preferences of The Pirates

Still promoting False God's Pasta Boy, when will you come to grips with the fact that we don't believe you for one second?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Still promoting False God's Pasta Boy, when will you come to grips with the fact that we don't believe you for one second?

2:2 To worship any deity, or indeed worship of any sort, even the vaguest, is to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and when you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you worship every other deity and religion, for there is no distinction.

Some of you may be too far gone to help but I do not let that put me off Jimmy.

4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.

[JesperBechDane]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Boy oh boy do I love Billy Bob. He is a competitive lumberjack you, know. He is the best there is. We met the day before his former wife Ethel was mysteriously stoned to death by unknown persons, buried up to her waist in her own backyard.

!!!