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  • The Christian Nerd
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    • Sep 2010
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    #1

    Hello True Christian™s!

    Hey fellow True Christian™s! I'm crazy about both Jesus and Technology, and I hope my brother's and sister's welcome me!

    Matthew 5:6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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    • Jun 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hello True Christian™s!

    Welcome. Why are you a crazy nerd. Did this happen at birth.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • The Christian Nerd
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      #3
      Re: Hello True Christian™s!

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      Welcome. Why are you a crazy nerd. Did this happen at birth.
      I am such a crazy nerd because of why we are here. It's one of the best ways to spread the 100% true word of god to places that can't get it!

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
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        #4
        Re: Hello True Christian™s!

        Originally posted by The Christian Nerd View Post
        Hey fellow True Christian™s! I'm crazy about both Jesus and Technology, and I hope my brother's and sister's welcome me!

        Matthew 5:6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
        I see.

        Welcome. What church do you attend? How many soldiers for Christ have you produced?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: Hello True Christian™s!

          Originally posted by The Christian Nerd View Post
          I am such a crazy nerd because of why we are here. It's one of the best ways to spread the 100% true word of god to places that can't get it!
          Do you think all Christians should be crazy nerds?
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • The Christian Nerd
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            #6
            Re: Hello True Christian™s!

            I first went to church at 4 or 5 at North-wood Baptist church in South Carolina, I cannot remember how many soldiers I have converted from those other, rotten, religions out there, but I can tell you that they all love Jesus with all their mind, strength, and body.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Hello True Christian™s!

              Originally posted by The Christian Nerd View Post
              I first went to church at 4 or 5 at North-wood Baptist church in South Carolina, I cannot remember how many soldiers I have converted from those other, rotten, religions out there, but I can tell you that they all love Jesus with all their mind, strength, and body.
              Interesting. How many children do you have? How old are you?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • The Christian Nerd
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                #8
                Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Do you think all Christians should be crazy nerds?
                I do think the internet is an important tool to spread god's word, but technology in general is mostly evil, and some people just can't handle the temptation. It's like witchcraft.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                  Originally posted by The Christian Nerd View Post
                  I do think the internet is an important tool to spread god's word, but technology in general is mostly evil, and some people just can't handle the temptation. It's like witchcraft.
                  Why is technology evil when God gave it to us.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • The Christian Nerd
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                    #10
                    Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Interesting. How many children do you have? How old are you?
                    I'm 30 years old, live with my wonderful, and loyal, wife. I have 3 children, I would have more, but I just can't afford them in today's evil capi-communist-tilism goverment.

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                    • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
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                      • Aug 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                      Originally posted by The Christian Nerd View Post
                      I first went to church at 4 or 5 at North-wood Baptist church in South Carolina, I cannot remember how many soldiers I have converted from those other, rotten, religions out there, but I can tell you that they all love Jesus with all their mind, strength, and body.
                      You are not making much sense.. What our beloved Pastor Levi Jones asked you was how many sons (-- soldiers) has your wife given birth to after you injected her with your genetic material (-- have you produced).
                      You are not too bright are you?

                      Sons or daughters?


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                      Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                      • The Christian Nerd
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                        Because god gave many things, he gave us a tree, and a woman ate from it while god told her not too, so, same thing here, god has given us a wonderful gift, but the sinners (i.e. jews, buddhists, allthatothertrash) have ruined it for the sinless.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #13
                          Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                          Originally posted by The Christian Nerd View Post
                          Because god gave many things, he gave us a tree, and a woman ate from it while god told her not too, so, same thing here, god has given us a wonderful gift, but the sinners (i.e. jews, buddhists, allthatothertrash) have ruined it for the sinless.
                          Are you now saying technology is a gift from God?
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
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                            • Aug 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                            Originally posted by The Christian Nerd View Post
                            Because god gave many things, he gave us a tree, and a woman ate from it while god told her not too, so, same thing here, god has given us a wonderful gift, but the sinners (i.e. jews, buddhists, allthatothertrash) have ruined it for the sinless.
                            THE SINLESS???

                            Do you consider yourself a sinless person?


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                            Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

                            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                            • The Christian Nerd
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                              #15
                              Re: Hello True Christian™s!

                              Originally posted by TheSalvationBeliever View Post
                              You are not making much sense.. What our beloved Pastor Levi Jones asked you was how many sons (-- soldiers) has your wife given birth to after you injected her with your genetic material (-- have you produced).
                              You are not too bright are you?

                              Sons or daughters?
                              Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you meant how many people I have converted.
                              Anyways, my beatiful wife and I have 2 young boys, 8 and 7. As well as one girl aged 7.

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