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  • Sean Rutledge
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2010
    • 1
    #1

    Landover is a real church.

    These godly people are attempting to teach the Word of God -- of course it's a real church.
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: Landover is a real church.

      Thank you for your accolades. We do what we can to shine the Truth to the dark corners of the internets.

      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267
          #3
          Re: Landover is a real church.

          Originally posted by Sean Rutledge View Post
          These godly people are attempting to teach the Word of God -- of course it's a real church.
          Sean, while that is a very astute observation, could you expand a bit and tell us all about yourself. Has Jesus touched you today?

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337
              #4
              Re: Landover is a real church.

              Originally posted by Sean Rutledge View Post
              These godly people are attempting to teach the Word of God -- of course it's a real church.
              QFT
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Thomas W
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 47
                  #5
                  Re: Landover is a real church.

                  I am amazed at how keen senses the True Christians running this board must have for confirming enemies of God. I would have never suspected that he was one.
                  Know the Bible:
                  Leviticus 19:28-29 forbids piercings and tattoos, and warns against raising ones daughters into harlots.
                  Romans 1:21-1:32 identifies homers as people so ungodly that The Lord has given them up.

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