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  • Brother Charles
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    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2007
    • 4
    #1

    Greetings to all

    It is out of sheer luck (or Gods plan?) that I have come across such a fine example of a wholesome, Christian website.

    My name is First Lieutenant Charles Fulke, and I am currently serving in the United States Army. When I finished college and Army ROTC, I had joined the Army as an officer, my initial MOS (Military Occupational Specialty) was an Infantry Officer. Shortly after my advanced training and commission, I was sent to Afghanistan for a 13 month tour. It is safe to say that my deployment changed my life. After returning home, I applied to have my MOS switched over to being a Military Chaplin, and I am currently working on a Bachelors Degree in Theology.

    May God bless you all,
    1LT Fulke, United States Army.
    Psalm 23:4: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: Greetings to all

      I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. Tell us about the time when you first came to know Christ.

      ETA: I notice that the Scripture verse in your signature line isn't exactly the same as it is in the real Bible (the KJV). Please explain.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: Greetings to all

          I see that you've changed it. Well done.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Brother Charles
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2007
              • 4
              #4
              Re: Greetings to all

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. Tell us about the time when you first came to know Christ.

              ETA: I notice that the Scripture verse in your signature line isn't exactly the same as it is in the real Bible (the KJV). Please explain.
              I apologize for having quoting a faux-claim of the Bible, an honest mistake. Here at my desk I have sitting a NIV and KJV1611 for Theology class, I must've had the NIV mistaken for the KJV1611 when I was looking up Pslam 23:4, thank you for pointing it out Pastor Isaac.

              As for the first time I honestly came to know Christ, it must've been when I conversed with my father (who is now passed away) about his Roman Catholic standings. He taught that there are two different types of sin, one being less serious (I believe the term was venial, correct me if I'm wrong), and mortal sins. We argued for hours about his views, and I how I thought that all sins are equal. In the end, his viewpoint changed, and a few months later after 55 years of being a staunch, narrow minded Roman Catholic, he joined me at a local Baptist church down the road from our home. My story might not be as soul touching as others may be, but it is my own.

              Regards,
              1LT Fulke, United States Army.
              Psalm 23:4: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings to all

                  Praise Jesus, it seems that God has guided you here in the nick of time! I don't know which "theology school" you are attending, but I can assure you that it is a false one. Don't be led astray! Enroll in Landover Baptist University now! Throw away your false Bibles now, before Jesus comes back and finds you spreading satan's lies!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Brother Charles
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 4
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings to all

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Praise Jesus, it seems that God has guided you here in the nick of time! I don't know which "theology school" you are attending, but I can assure you that it is a false one. Don't be led astray! Enroll in Landover Baptist University now! Throw away your false Bibles now, before Jesus comes back and finds you spreading satan's lies!
                      I'm enrolled at Boston University's School of Theology. I assure you though that we do not regularly study from the faux-Bible NIV; we are ending our study on the Roman "Church" this week, thank God. Thank you though for caring for my souls wellness, you all are truly blessed.

                      Regards,
                      1LT Fulke, United States Army.
                      Psalm 23:4: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings to all

                          Originally posted by Brother Charles View Post
                          I'm enrolled at Boston University's School of Theology. I assure you though that we do not regularly study from the faux-Bible NIV; we are ending our study on the Roman "Church" this week, thank God. Thank you though for caring for my souls wellness, you all are truly blessed.

                          Regards,
                          1LT Fulke, United States Army.
                          Sweet Jesus boy! Are you a Methodist!? That's almost as bad as being a mary worshiper!

                          Did you know that your university is renowned for perverting God's Message?

                          Get out now boy. Only God's favorite church can save you!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings to all

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Sweet Jesus boy! Are you a Methodist!? That's almost as bad as being a mary worshiper!

                              Did you know that your university is renowned for perverting God's Message?
                              I can't help noticing he seems to have disappeared...shame, he showed promise, I hope we didn't scare him off by pointing out he was going to Hell. Oh well.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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