Hi - I am Definitely NOT a homosexual

[LordSaveUs]

Glad to have found you all. Jesus guided my hands as I used the internet to search for God fearing Christians, and He led me to you.

If anyone wants to know, I am most definitely NOT a homosexual. That is an abomination in the eyes of the LORD, and I would never do anything with another man, or spill my seed on his hot hairy chest, or anything like that. If I lie, may Jesus strike me down.

Anyway, glad to be here, I hope to be accepted in this community. The "incident" in that other place was NOT homosexual, it was simply a misunderstanding. And after browsing your forums I have found you all to be very accepting of True Christians(TM), of which I am, and definitely NOT a homosexual.

In Jesus.

LordSaveUs

PS - I live near Philly, and yes, there was a film about a homo with aid, but I've never seen it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Glad to have found you all. Jesus guided my hands as I used the internet to search for God fearing Christians, and He led me to you.

If anyone wants to know, I am most definitely NOT a homosexual. That is an abomination in the eyes of the LORD, and I would never do anything with another man, or spill my seed on his hot hairy chest, or anything like that. If I lie, may Jesus strike me down.

Anyway, glad to be here, I hope to be accepted in this community. The "incident" in that other place was NOT homosexual, it was simply a misunderstanding. And after browsing your forums I have found you all to be very accepting of True Christians™, of which I am, and definitely NOT a homosexual.

In Jesus.

LordSaveUs

PS - I live near Philly, and yes, there was a film about a homo with aid, but I've never seen it.

Well, if you were a homosexual, Jesus would have struck you down when you hit "submit reply". So if you are able to post again, I will believe you. Jesus always smites people who challenge Him, unless there are extenuating circumstances.

[James Hutchins]

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Oh my... was unable to reply...................

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hi - I am Definitely NOT a homosexual

Glad to have found you all. Jesus guided my hands as I used the internet to search for God fearing Christians, and He led me to you.

If anyone wants to know, I am most definitely NOT a homosexual. That is an abomination in the eyes of the LORD, and I would never do anything with another man, or spill my seed on his hot hairy chest, or anything like that. If I lie, may Jesus strike me down.

Anyway, glad to be here, I hope to be accepted in this community. The "incident" in that other place was NOT homosexual, it was simply a misunderstanding. And after browsing your forums I have found you all to be very accepting of True Christians™, of which I am, and definitely NOT a homosexual.

In Jesus.

LordSaveUs

PS - I live near Philly, and yes, there was a film about a homo with aid, but I've never seen it.

"Thou doth protest too much". How long have you been a closeted homosexual?

Repent and come to Jesus. He will cleanse your backside of the gay demons and fill you with His love.

In Jesus!

[LordSaveUs]

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No I'm definitely not. And I do love Jesus. But not in "that" way.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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No I'm definitely not. And I do love Jesus. But not in "that" way.

What are you insinuating?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm glad to hear how not gay you are! How long have you been an ex-gay?

[LordSaveUs]

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What are you insinuating?

Oh this is just like that other place! I wasn't insinuating anything, just simply saying that I'm NOT an abomination in the eyes of The LORD.

I don't want any misunderstandings, as I am NOT a homosexual. I hope that clearing things up - no not clearing that "thing" up, as Onanism is also a sin. I would NOT do that, so I never even buy tissues for fear of falling into sin.

[LordSaveUs]

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And another thing. I can't be a homosexual as I love to wrestle with men. Just like God.

Genesis 24 ~ 32" 24: And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25: And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. 26: And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me. 27: And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob. 28: And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed. 29: And Jacob asked him, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, thy name. And he said, Wherefore is it that thou dost ask after my name? And he blessed him there. 30: And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. 31: And as he passed over Penuel the sun rose upon him, and he halted upon his thigh. 32: Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew which shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day: because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew that shrank."

[James Hutchins]

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How long have you defintely not been Gay?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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And another thing. I can't be a homosexual as I love to wrestle with men. Just like God.

Genesis 24 ~ 32" 24: And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25: And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. 26: And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me. 27: And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob. 28: And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed. 29: And Jacob asked him, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, thy name. And he said, Wherefore is it that thou dost ask after my name? And he blessed him there. 30: And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. 31: And as he passed over Penuel the sun rose upon him, and he halted upon his thigh. 32: Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew which shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day: because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew that shrank."

Jacob was a joo and NOT God

Just admit the gayness to Jesus and be saved from your filthy wickedness. This is not a forum to discuss homosexuality.

In Jesus!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How long have you defintely not been Gay?

I'm guessing about a week, Brother. Remember how Bessemer was after his conversion to True Heterosexuality(tm)? Couldn't tell enough people that he was no longer a rump-ranging Hellbound sinner.

I AM glad he changed his name right away. That whole "Professor Gossamer" thing was downright disturbing.

[LordSaveUs]

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How long have you defintely not been Gay?

Oh, for ages now. And I never was in the first place. Thank Jesus!!!

[LordSaveUs]

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Jacob was a joo and NOT God

Just admit the gayness to Jesus and be saved from your filthy wickedness. This is not a forum to discuss homosexuality.

In Jesus!

I am not discussing homosexuality - it is you all that keep bringing it up. I told you I am NOT homosexual and ya'll keep on talking about it. Just let it lie, sheesh!

[James Hutchins]

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Oh, for ages now. And I never was in the first place. Thank Jesus!!!

I am not discussing homosexuality - it is you all that keep bringing it up. I told you I am NOT homosexual and ya'll keep on talking about it. Just let it lie, sheesh!

You did, your first post and above.

What is your facination with the taught skin of well toned young men with six pack abs, sweat glistening droplets running down, firm, inviting buttocks?