Greetings

[Mature Lamb]

Hi everyone. I'm a male and was born into Catholicism. Unfortunately I can't decide which is my favourite bible verse.

I am a long time visitor of the forums, have read the terms of service and the forum rules and decided to finally register. I was hoping if someone could give me some information on becoming a True Christian™ so I can be saved?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings

Hi everyone. I'm a male and was born into Catholicism. Unfortunately I can't decide which is my favourite bible verse.

I am a long time visitor of the forums, have read the terms of service and the forum rules and decided to finally register. I was hoping if someone could give me some information on becoming a True Christian™ so I can be saved?

Welcome to our little church. I understand about scriptures, it can be very hard to pick just one to be your favorite.

The first step in becoming a True Christian ™ is in fact to become a Christian. As we all know Catliks are not Christians. Yes step away from the Papist life and learn to love Jesus, not His Mama.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings

Hi everyone. I'm a male and was born into Catholicism. Unfortunately I can't decide which is my favourite bible verse.

I am a long time visitor of the forums, have read the terms of service and the forum rules and decided to finally register. I was hoping if someone could give me some information on becoming a True Christian™ so I can be saved?

Thank you for a nice introduction, albeit rather brief. You would be surprised what some people put. Probably trying to show off. One of the Pastors will answer your question I'm sure.
I think my background is really awful in view of the Godly members here and I know I can suddenly put up the most terrible things. I am being restrained at those times (compared to the contents of my head) but willingly submit to the Pastors, and I'm sure you will accept their discipline, too.

[Mature Lamb]

Re: Greetings

Welcome to our little church. I understand about scriptures, it can be very hard to pick just one to be your favorite.

The first step in becoming a True Christian ™ is in fact to become a Christian. As we all know Catliks are not Christians. Yes step away from the Papist life and learn to love Jesus, not His Mama.

Yes I will learn to love Jesus! Unfortunately I am from Australia, and I recently learnt that God hates Australia. I have absolutely no money to fly to the United States. What should I do? I wanted to be saved, I don't want God to hate me too!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings

Yes I will learn to love Jesus! Unfortunately I am from Australia, and I recently learnt that God hates Australia. I have absolutely no money to fly to the United States. What should I do? I wanted to be saved, I don't want God to hate me too!

Find a Baptist Church, go inside and tell the Pastor you are a Catlik. If he shrieks and takes the Holy KJV1611, then proceeds to beat you with it, He is trying to get your mind right. We have members who are from Australia and are True Christians. Why do you worship the mother of Jesus and not Jesus?

[Mature Lamb]

Re: Greetings

Find a Baptist Church, go inside and tell the Pastor you are a Catlik. If he shrieks and takes the Holy KJV1611, then proceeds to beat you with it, He is trying to get your mind right. We have members who are from Australia and are True Christians. Why do you worship the mother of Jesus and not Jesus?

I will find a Baptist Church asap. My entire body is already bruised from the beating I get from my demonic parents so hopefully the pastor will understand, but I will allow him to beat me if he finds it is necessary. Once again, I was born into Catholicism and it was not until I discovered Landover Baptist Church that I questioned my faith.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings

I will find a Baptist Church asap. My entire body is already bruised from the beating I get from my demonic parents so hopefully the pastor will understand, but I will allow him to beat me if he finds it is necessary. Once again, I was born into Catholicism and it was not until I discovered Landover Baptist Church that I questioned my faith.

Even though your parents are not Christian, at least they disciplined you. Its the right thing to do!
Prov 13:24: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes (diligently)."
Prov 19:18: "Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying."
Prov 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."
Prov 23:13: "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die."
Prov 23:14: "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
Prov 29:15: "The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame."
Hebrews 12:6-7: "...the Lord disciplines those he loves, and he punishes everyone he accepts as a son. Endure hardship as discipline; God is treating you as sons. For what son is not disciplined by his father?"

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Greetings

Hi everyone. I'm a male and was born into Catholicism. Unfortunately I can't decide which is my favourite bible verse.

I am a long time visitor of the forums, have read the terms of service and the forum rules and decided to finally register. I was hoping if someone could give me some information on becoming a True Christian™ so I can be saved?

I'd advise you to take yourself to our helpful Bible Study forums and start reading. You will be amazed at the amount of things that your cult's priests have been hiding from you.