Hi Everyone!

[NailedtotheBoards]

I'm a Catholic, I go to the Ascension Parish, my name is John

I am ashamed of my saint worshiping cult, and was wondering what the Jesus up your alley had to offer, so I decided to come here.
So, what's first?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi Everyone!

I'm a Catholic, I go to the Ascension Parish, my name is John

I am ashamed of my saint worshiping cult, and was wondering what the Jesus up your alley had to offer, so I decided to come here.
So, what's first?

Stop mocking Jesus with an insulting username, for one.

Stop praying to His dead mother, for another.

Read the Bible. Come back when you're done.