Hello errybody

[Bartholomew fanboy]

I've been browsing the site and it sure seems swell. I never know what to say in these introduction thingies, but here goes:

I just found Jesus a few years ago. Up until then I was somewhat of an alcoholic. I wasted a good 15 years of my life in bars and with strange women, chasing a desire I thought was real. There was a hole in my soul that seemed to grow bigger everyday...a hole I tried to fill with drunken stupors and meaningless, animal-type sex. Thank God I found his son.

Since Jesus came into my life, I've found a world of new interests. I like making and eating pastries. I usually try to shape them to look like the Prince of Peace himself or sometimes the Virgin Mary if I'm feeling frisky. I make casserole dishes that are in the shape of a cross. I find my lasagna seems extra blessed like this. I got married last month to a wonderful bride. Well, she's a little fat, but I overlook her faults since only the lord should judge.

Let's see...I go to the First Baptist Church downtown, and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 20:9.

"For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him."

Oh, and I'm not too fond of fags, human or plant based.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello errybody

Re: your avatar

Deuteronomy 22:5 (King James Version) 5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello errybody

I usually try to shape them to look like the Prince of Peace himself or sometimes the Virgin Mary if I'm feeling frisky.

"Virgin Mary"?

So you're a Catholic.

Well, she's a little fat, but I overlook her faults since only the lord should judge.

Please cite the Scripture stating that "only the Lord should judge".

Let's see...I go to the First Baptist Church downtown,

No, I don't believe you do.

and my favorite bible verse is Leviticus 20:9.

"For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him."

As a "Christian", please explain why you manage to capitalize "I", referring to yourself, but can't be bothered to capitalize "Lord", a reference to our Creator, or "Bible", His Holy Word?

Yet somehow you manage to capitalize "Virgin Mary", the long-dead woman God used as a vessel to bear Himself. You're a Catholic, aren't you? You pray to the Oven Mary instead of Jesus, the Bread of Life.