[Witch of Endor]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Pastor Zeke, as one magyckal practitioner to another, I would just like to commend you on your incantation. Binding the aether into the message board through the veil of Seven (the most magyckal number there is) was truly an inspired move on your part. I have no doubt that your God provides his warriors with powerful magyck, but I promise you, I am here for nothing more than a peaceful, interfaith dialogue

Your "religion" was dead and buried until some man on drugs came along claiming to have rediscovered it.

Correct me if I'm wrong sir, but wasn't your religion hopelessly corrupted until right around 1611? Of course, if we are in a contest regarding the number of years since a religion was rediscovered, I may have to concede defeat.

Wow, under 100..

Again, I thank you for your concern about my weight friend, but I promise you it is within the normal range.

Are you sure about that, sunshine? Last I checked, David didn't cotton with witches.

Well, you guys are the experts on Christianity here, so I may have to concede defeat again!

I am interested in learning more however. I was wondering if you could please point me towards the right direction in learning about King David's views on witches. Thanks in advance!

How can you say that? God is all things both good and bad. He doesn't ask you to question His nature. He merely wants your trembling fear and total obedience.

And this is why I wish to learn more friend. I admit, I am no expert in Christianity, but it seems to me from what I have read that your God is quite the powerful spirit. And he seems to have a bit of a predisposition toward using mortals as playthings. Again, please correct me if I am wrong.

Blessed be, my peaceful and tolerant Christian friends

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

A WITCH!! SWEET JESUS!! A WITCH!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Naza....
[dreival deleted]

See how well you prayer works at banishing the "witch", does this not tell you something about the truth of your religion?

[VampireSlayer]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

So, foul hag.

Do you practice bone, blood or familiar magic? Or perhaps you just draw power directly from Satan.

You claimed elsewhere to use necromancy. Therefore, I assume you're employing bones. How vile.

You're lucky I don't know where you are, witch, or I would bind you with a silver chain and imprison you in a pit where you belong. Anyone less kind than me would just burn you at the stake and/or cut out your blackened heart and feed it to the dogs.

Both of which would assure you can't return from the dead as you and your abhuman brethren frequently do. Disgusting is the only word I have to describe you and your like.

Such as that filthy hag Shirley Phelp.

[Witch of Endor]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

See how well you prayer works at banishing the "witch", does this not tell you something about the truth of your religion?

Though the pastor is truly a great and powerful wizard as evidenced by his warding spell, it does leave me to wonder if there is a more powerful spirit he could be drawing his power from.

Blessed be, my magyck-using Christian friends

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[Kris M]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Welcome Kassandra!
I'm relatively new here myself. Although I'm not a witch and I don't practice witchcraft, you have been nothing but kind and respectful to everyone here, so there's really no reason for me to flame you.

(Word of advice: although I'm sure you are a very smart woman (womyn?) and you're probably just trying to be kind to the members here instead of speaking negatively, but... you do realize that by "fall festivities" that they keep inviting you to, that they're really talking about a "witch hunt", right?)

Again, welcome!