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  • FollowerOfChrist
    Not Albinian
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2010
    • 7

    #1

    Hello, brothers.

    Hello, I thank the lord for guiding me to this place, I see that you all are true Christians and I hope you will accept me into your flock

    Some details about myself:

    I am an albino. (pure white skin, no melanin, pinkish eyes, I was once called an angel as a compliment by a priest, refering to my skin)
    I love the lord.
    I love Jesus.
    I am Irish. (Northern Ireland)
    I am Presbyterian.
    I refuse to EVER drink ANY form of alcohol in my life.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Hello, brothers.

    Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
    Hello, I thank the lord for guiding me to this place, I see that you all are true Christians and I hope you will accept me into your flock

    Some details about myself:

    I am an albino. (pure white skin, no melanin, pinkish eyes, I was once called an angel as a compliment by a priest, refering to my skin)
    The Priest was merely enticing you to join him in Buggery.
    There are no Priests here.
    Do you still live in Albinia?

    I love the lord.
    Praise The Lord

    I love Jesus.
    Praise Jesus

    I am Irish. (Northern Ireland)
    I thought you were Albinian?

    I am Presbyterian.

    Presbyterian Irish Albinian?

    I refuse to EVER drink ANY form of alcohol in my life.
    Temperance is next to Abstinence.


    Welcome to Landover.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • FollowerOfChrist
      Not Albinian
      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2010
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hello, brothers.

      No, Alibino people are people with a genetic defect that causes melanin ( the stuff that colours your face, black people have lots, that colours their skin and protects it from the sun) to not form, anywhere.

      It also gives you pure white hair (Lack of melanin again!) and pinkey-red eyes.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Hello, brothers.

        Why did you choose to be a Presbyterian? Do you have loved ones in Hell or something?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Hello, brothers.

          Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
          No, Alibino people are people with a genetic defect that causes melanin ( the stuff that colours your face, black people have lots, that colours their skin and protects it from the sun) to not form, anywhere.

          It also gives you pure white hair (Lack of melanin again!) and pinkey-red eyes.
          I wonder what was a thing so bad that God did smite the peoples of Albinia with this affliction?

          You have come to the right place for a cure, Brother.
          I shall pray for Albinia.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Tubba Blubba
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 75

            #6
            Re: Hello, brothers.

            Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
            No, Alibino people are people with a genetic defect that causes melanin ( the stuff that colours your face, black people have lots, that colours their skin and protects it from the sun) to not form, anywhere.

            It also gives you pure white hair (Lack of melanin again!) and pinkey-red eyes.
            Do you mean that you are some sort of demon child?

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            • FollowerOfChrist
              Not Albinian
              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2010
              • 7

              #7
              Re: Hello, brothers.

              No, you don't get it!
              I am not Albanian!
              I just have white skin!
              Please, stop insulting me like this

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              • Tubba Blubba
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 75

                #8
                Re: Hello, brothers.

                So you are an Irish Albanian demon child with white skin and red eyes?

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, brothers.

                  Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
                  No, you don't get it!
                  I am not Albanian!
                  I just have white skin!
                  Please, stop insulting me like this
                  It is okay to be white. Not an insult. Even though a negro is the ruler of the world right now. Just because you are an Albanian doesn't mean you can't be saved. All you have to do is repent of being a Presbyterian and become a True Christian(tm).
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, brothers.

                    Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
                    No, you don't get it!
                    I am not Albanian!
                    I just have white skin!
                    Please, stop insulting me like this
                    I'm sorry, friend.
                    I'm just trying to help you by trying to find out why God did this to you.
                    Having whte skin is perfectly normal, but pink eyes!

                    I did offer you my Prayers

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, brothers.

                      Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
                      No, you don't get it!
                      I am not Albanian!
                      I just have white skin!
                      Please, stop insulting me like this
                      There we are, friend.
                      I have changed your Title so there will be no more confusion

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • landoverlover
                        Also loves Jesus and America
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 828

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, brothers.

                        Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
                        Hello, I thank the lord for guiding me to this place, I see that you all are true Christians and I hope you will accept me into your flock

                        Some details about myself:

                        I am an albino. (pure white skin, no melanin, pinkish eyes, I was once called an angel as a compliment by a priest, refering to my skin)
                        I love the lord.
                        I love Jesus.
                        I am Irish. (Northern Ireland)
                        I am Presbyterian.
                        I refuse to EVER drink ANY form of alcohol in my life.
                        That 'pinkeye' is contagious. Do you have to stay away from people, or live in one of those plastic bubble things?
                        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                        King James Bible v1611

                        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                        • FollowerOfChrist
                          Not Albinian
                          Under Investigation
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, brothers.

                          Thanks, for a moment I thought you were teasing me purposly o.o

                          I'm very sorry for accusing you like that, I hope the lord can forgive me.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, brothers.

                            Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
                            Thanks, for a moment I thought you were teasing me purposly o.o

                            I'm very sorry for accusing you like that, I hope the lord can forgive me.
                            The Lord can forgive anyone, if they repent.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2026
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, brothers.

                              Originally posted by FollowerOfChrist View Post
                              Thanks, for a moment I thought you were teasing me purposly o.o

                              I'm very sorry for accusing you like that, I hope the lord can forgive me.
                              I would never do that, friend.
                              The Lord forgives all who follow in his path.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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