[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

My eyes have been opened brothers and sisters, I had heathen glaucoma these last few years (as well as issues with my tail).

I feel I belong in your collective buxoms.

Praise be to Jesus and God bless you all.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

That sounds fine, I can't go to hell, well not just yet 'cos my van is knackered.

In the meantime I look forward to chewing the fat over a scripture or two...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do you start?

If I dabble with them teachings and stuff, can I talk about what it means to me and have honest to goodness discussions or chats?
I mean it's a sort of personal thing innit all this God business?

The discussions about Scripture are in the Bible in a Year section.

There are no shortcuts to eternity. There is no dabbling. There is either do, or go to Hell.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

Did you make your uncle rape you by wagging your ass around in front of him?

He did ask me once to "wag my nice long tail" but I didn't know what he meant, I don't have a tail - well not round the back anyway.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Where do you start?

By the way, me Nana used to tell me to be God fearing. Does this mean he'll hurt me like what my uncle did?

Did you make your uncle rape you by wagging your ass around in front of him?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Where do you start?

He does have long hair like a hippy though, I've seen pictures here and there - he sort of looks like Chuck Norris so he won't be all fluffy-bunny at all, if anything he'll be more Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

I've read a bit now, so when will I be accepted by you set of Baptists? I only ask as I've got a doctors appointment later to get my 'doings' sorted...

Doings??

Not sure I want to know the answer....

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

If I dabble with them teachings and stuff, can I talk about what it means to me and have honest to goodness discussions or chats?
I mean it's a sort of personal thing innit all this God business?

By the way, me Nana used to tell me to be God fearing. Does this mean he'll hurt me like what my uncle did?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do you start?

He does have long hair like a hippy though, I've seen pictures here and there - he sort of looks like Chuck Norris so he won't be all fluffy-bunny at all, if anything he'll be more Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

I've read a bit now, so when will I be accepted by you set of Baptists? I only ask as I've got a doctors appointment later to get my 'doings' sorted...

This forum has a handy "Bible in a Year" section, where you can read the Bible with commentary.

Enjoy! Let us know when you have finished reading it.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

He does have long hair like a hippy though, I've seen pictures here and there - he sort of looks like Chuck Norris so he won't be all fluffy-bunny at all, if anything he'll be more Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

I've read a bit now, so when will I be accepted by you set of Baptists? I only ask as I've got a doctors appointment later to get my 'doings' sorted...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do you start?

How about if I close my eyes real tight and think all about him, will I 'sort' of see him?

No. You have to read the Bible first to know who He is.

Otherwise, you'll imagine some fluffy-bunny all-loving hippie who has nothing to do with the real Jesus.

You have been told where to start. Stop looking for shortcuts and easy answers and get to work.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

That's a proper good idea Mr Rev Rodimer sir, I could start serving my Genesis breakfast (in a tray or on bread) and like you say, finish later in the day with Revelations tea, coffee and optional hot chocolate (for the young 'uns).

Thankyou for giving me a chance and offering a productive answer, although I'd still to meet that there Jesus if at all possible.

How about if I close my eyes real tight and think all about him, will I 'sort' of see him?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do you start?

I could go back to my burger van to spread the words, the ideas and mustard.

Certain cynical attitudes won't put me off wanting to hear/learn more...

What a wonderful idea!

While in your burger van, you can start at Genesis, then end at Revelation.

You can pick up a King James Authorized Version Bible at any bookstore. Or, you can read it online by following this link. FREE!

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Where do you start?

2 Peter 3:3: ...here shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts...

Mockers. Homosexuals. Perverts. Fornicators. These are signs of the end to times. And Angelos, I suspect, is all four of them, and more, wrapped into one.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

Angelos--The field of comedians is all ready overcrowded. You should consider some other line of work.

I could go back to my burger van to spread the words, the ideas and mustard.

Certain cynical attitudes won't put me off wanting to hear/learn more...

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Where do you start?

You dont need to phone Jesus. He is the voice in your head. You feel His Power right now... Open your Eyes