[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Hmm...The high priced joo accountants we employ must be holding out on us. I'll check again.

They must be trying to stop my path to salvation. I'd send you the Paypal details in private mail, but alas you do not accept PM

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

But I have Pastor! About 24 hours ago. Is the gift to our LORD not visible in your accounts ?

Hmm...The high priced joo accountants we employ must be holding out on us. I'll check again.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

But I have Pastor! About 24 hours ago. Is the gift to our LORD not visible in your accounts ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

And blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. And he gave him tithes of all. - Genesis 14:18-20

Still waiting on your generous tithe, friend. It's the fast track to Salvation©.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

And blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. And he gave him tithes of all. - Genesis 14:18-20

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Is the answer going to be one of the Pope's orifices?

I'm not sure if one of those orifices is called "San Gottardo".

I had a dream last night. I was walking through the Khyber pass, wacking Taliban on the head with a Bible, shouting "Shoo, demon!" For some reason they didn't seem impressed. But I guess the dream means I might be searching the Right and Narrow Path. Alas, I then got distracted, and dreamt about a bear called Muhammed, Super Mario, and big tithers.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Hmmm... trick question. You go in on one side and when you come out suddenly everyone speaks Italian/wears sunglasses/Prada/want to clean your windscreen ?

Is the answer going to be one of the Pope's orifices?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

What? New York City?

Hmmm... trick question. You go in on one side and when you come out suddenly everyone speaks Italian/wears sunglasses/Prada/want to clean your windscreen ?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Ignore him! He used to live in your blessed country, and moved to Babylon recently, where they speaketh a vast amount of different languages and have tunnels that feel like they go straight to hell

What? New York City?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

What? Another "Belgium"? For a made up country there are a fair number of you guys.

Ignore him! He used to live in your blessed country, and moved to Babylon recently, where they speaketh a vast amount of different languages and have tunnels that feel like they go straight to hell

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Well, it look like your making progress. Keep it up. Secular liberals and damnable atheists may try to discourage you, but when they do, pull out your Bible, thump 'em on the head, and yell "Shoo, demon!" That'll teach them sinners. By the way, have you purchased the Plan of Salvation yet? You never know how much time you have. A Kennedy could drive right through the cave you live in any minute now.

That Plan of Salvation is a steal ! Especially with the exchange rate of our Ungodly EUR vs your real money

A Kennedy, Toyota Prius, or worse... thanks for pointing that out to me

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Don't worry, I live in Switzerland. If it was good enough for Calvin, it should be good enough for me....

Are you planning to tithe some of that Jewish gold to Jesus any time soon?

[Soldim]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Don't worry, I live in Switzerland. If it was good enough for Calvin, it should be good enough for me....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

Brother Wide, good to see you've found your way over here. I have joined myself as well, hoping for salvation.

What? Another "Belgium"? For a made up country there are a fair number of you guys.

[Soldim]

Re: Can I ever be saved ?

I'm from Belgium, that's why I ask. Well, soon there will be two Belgiums, which will even be worse.

Your help will be appreciated, although I am obviously not worthy.

Brother Wide, good to see you've found your way over here. I have joined myself as well, hoping for salvation.