christian newbie

[Angelwinged-Devil (On Moderation)]

greetings fellow christians

right now I'm a christian noob but I need someone to guide my spirit follow the creative path to jesus. Guide me and bring me to salvation for that is how thy force shal be proven righteous.

[Brother V]

Re: christian newbie

greetings fellow christians

right now I'm a christian noob but I need someone to guide my spirit follow the creative path to jesus. Guide me and bring me to salvation for that is how thy force shal be proven righteous.

Friend there is no creative path to Jesus (we capitalize the name of our LORD and saviour here). There is only a road that very few people take.

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

If you want to know that way, just look around you. If you see other people doing something, then most likely, they aren't on the narrow way. If you are the only person, (like us True Christians(tm) ) then you might be on the right path.

Now, to get you going on the path...

1. Read the Bible (KJV1611). Why the KJV1611, well, it's the first and best translation into God's Chosen Language(r) English. If you don't understand what it says, well, then, you are probably too dumb to actually get into heaven. (We are currently having a Bible in a Year session on these forums, we are in the 80's so if you want to join, you've got plenty of catching up to do)

2. Accept Jesus as your personal saviour (r). Follow his rules (as laid forth in the KJV1611). Follow all of them, not just the ones that you think apply to you.

3. Tithe. The paypal button is conveniently located at the bottom of each page on these forums.

That's it, some simple steps. If you can't follow them, well, then you are going to hell. If you want to go to heaven with us, then you MUST follow those simple steps.

YIC
V

[Angelwinged-Devil (On Moderation)]

Re: christian newbie

and where can one get a copy of KJV1611?

[Brother V]

Re: christian newbie

and where can one get a copy of KJV1611?

https://www.biblegateway.com

Or you can just go to a hotel room and take one. Or you can go to any church (not catholic though), walk in, ask for the pastor and say, "I would like to read the bible (KJV1611) but don't have one, do you have one that I could take?"

I've never known that last method to work.