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  • Angelwinged-Devil
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Nov 2007
    • 26

    #1

    christian newbie

    greetings fellow christians

    right now I'm a christian noob but I need someone to guide my spirit follow the creative path to jesus. Guide me and bring me to salvation for that is how thy force shal be proven righteous.
  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #2
    Re: christian newbie

    Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
    greetings fellow christians

    right now I'm a christian noob but I need someone to guide my spirit follow the creative path to jesus. Guide me and bring me to salvation for that is how thy force shal be proven righteous.
    Friend there is no creative path to Jesus (we capitalize the name of our LORD and saviour here). There is only a road that very few people take.

    Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

    If you want to know that way, just look around you. If you see other people doing something, then most likely, they aren't on the narrow way. If you are the only person, (like us True Christians(tm) ) then you might be on the right path.

    Now, to get you going on the path...

    1. Read the Bible (KJV1611). Why the KJV1611, well, it's the first and best translation into God's Chosen Language(r) English. If you don't understand what it says, well, then, you are probably too dumb to actually get into heaven. (We are currently having a Bible in a Year session on these forums, we are in the 80's so if you want to join, you've got plenty of catching up to do)

    2. Accept Jesus as your personal saviour (r). Follow his rules (as laid forth in the KJV1611). Follow all of them, not just the ones that you think apply to you.

    3. Tithe. The paypal button is conveniently located at the bottom of each page on these forums.

    That's it, some simple steps. If you can't follow them, well, then you are going to hell. If you want to go to heaven with us, then you MUST follow those simple steps.

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • Angelwinged-Devil
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Nov 2007
      • 26

      #3
      Re: christian newbie

      and where can one get a copy of KJV1611?

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      • Brother V
        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3481

        #4
        Re: christian newbie

        Originally posted by Angelwinged-Devil View Post
        and where can one get a copy of KJV1611?
        Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.


        Or you can just go to a hotel room and take one. Or you can go to any church (not catholic though), walk in, ask for the pastor and say, "I would like to read the bible (KJV1611) but don't have one, do you have one that I could take?"

        I've never known that last method to work.
        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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