[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

Re: Hi!

God hates liars son. He is very clear on this. I am sure that the Godly and and pure sister Talitha wouldn't want to be friends with unsaved trash such as yourself.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

You're not God, so don't tell me that he hates me. And Talitha is a well spoken, intelligent young lady. She can surely speak for herself. Thank you for you input, however.

-Lucas

[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

Re: Hi!

Oh Goody!!!
Can I call you Lukey?
I like that name.

That's fine. Are we friends, then?

-Lukey

[Brother Seb]

Re: Hi!

You're not God, so don't tell me that he hates me.

God hates sinners and you have sinned. He is very clear about this. I am just telling your ignorant self how it is. Let me put it in simpler terms for you. It's the equivalent of 1 + 1 = 2.

And Talitha is a well spoken, intelligent young lady. She can surely speak for herself.

I take it you haven't read this part of the forum.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=14

or this

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=24

[Talitha]

Re: Hi!

Unfortunately Lukey, he is correct.
Just as all Christian Men always are.

But we can still be friends.

Do you Love Jesus yet?

[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

Re: Hi!

Unfortunately Lukey, he is correct.
Just as all Christian Men always are.

But we can still be friends.

Do you Love Jesus yet?

How do I become a True Christian? I'd like to start dominating you as soon as possible, Sister Talitha.

-Lucas

[Talitha]

Re: Hi!

How do I become a True Christian? I'd like to start dominating you as soon as possible, Sister Talitha.

-Lucas

That sounds very interesting young Lukey. Domination is something that interests me greatly.
Being True Christian(tm) requires a very special type of person.
You must open yourself up to Jesus every hour of every day. You must kneel before Him and allow HIM to enter you too.
Can you do that?

You must read The King James Bible.

You must make Loving and generous Donations to your favorite Church.

That's for starters.

[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

Re: Hi!

That sounds very interesting young Lukey. Domination is something that interests me greatly.
Being True Christian™ requires a very special type of person.
You must open yourself up to Jesus every hour of every day. You must kneel before Him and allow HIM to enter you too.
Can you do that?

You must read The King James Bible.

You must make Loving and generous Donations to your favorite Church.

That's for starters.

Well, Jesus magically changed my signature to "The Bible: Greatest Book Ever Written" over night. I assume that means I've been accepted into his flock and am now a True Christian. The dominating will begin when I get home from class today. You'd better get good and stretched out, it's gonna be a long night.

-Lucas

[Talitha]

Re: Hi!

Well, Jesus magically changed my signature to "The Bible: Greatest Book Ever Written" over night. I assume that means I've been accepted into his flock and am now a True Christian. The dominating will begin when I get home from class today. You'd better get good and stretched out, it's gonna be a long night.

-Lucas

You have a very long way to go Lukey.

We have to drive these evil Demons from your Colon and get you on the right road for Savior.
Your signature may have changed but your Title has not. You are still unsaved Trash in the eyes of Landover.
You can start on your road to being Saved by ridding your Brain of those Lustful thoughts you have for someone called Morrissey. Playing under your Bedsheets with your Tallywhacker imagining Sodomy with another man is not what Jesus approves of.
Oh, and I see you haven't given any Loving Donations to your favorite church yet.
Baby Jesus needs some new shoes for his Birthday. You can't deny him this.........can you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi!

Well, Jesus magically changed my signature to "The Bible: Greatest Book Ever Written" over night. I assume that means I've been accepted into his flock and am now a True Christian. The dominating will begin when I get home from class today. You'd better get good and stretched out, it's gonna be a long night.

-Lucas

Your signature has nothing to do with it. Your title clearly states that you are "unsaved trash." That title will remain until Jesus tells us that you are Saved©. You are a self-confessed satan worshiper, and as such, not likely to be looked upon favorably by Christ, but you never know.

Step out of line and you'll be the one who gets "stretched out."