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Hi, I'm the Youth Paster at Grise Fjord's Southern Landover Baptist 3rd Northwestern Constitution Church! Our church is quickly growing as our newest member is about to be born in the next coming weeks and our expected growth this years is a whole 25%! Wow indeed! It's already dark here and boy do we ever use the power of our Lord to keep us warm through these long months. When we fetch ourselves some of that fine seal meat, we thank the Lord for providing us with such great fortune. It's a bounty we could never thank anyone else for! Now, Grise Fjord is small. We can perfectly state that there are no fags within a thousand kilometres of us but that doesn't mean we are all exactly unsaved here. No, we have a lot of work to save the community from its animism but I trust the blessed Lord for shining the light upon the souls of this fine village. We will have to keep out an eye for any fags and them far-flinging dyking dildo-doers. It is the best that we can do when we have a government that is hellbent on damning us and sending us all to hell. We gravely spoke with our MP when he visited our little town with some signs, armoured skidoos and our arsenal of rifles but the gosh-darned Mounties chased after us. I'm sure we got them lost in the mountains around Maskell Inlet. Anyways, I'd like to thank you all for having me over in the aid of my studies for ten years at your fine church school in that ― oh dear, what's that state. Bah, my geography is fine but I just can't remember which state I found myself in. Okee-homer? Er ― never mind. I'd just like to thank you for your hospitality, for your guidance and for your blessings as we spread the message. Praise Jesus! Amen!
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You know what? To be perfectly honest, I don't know. But I hear they are a darned phalingerer and are just made of sin.Comment
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
Welcome to our Godly Forum© in spite of your run-on sentence issues. I too enjoy a good baby seal hunt, nothing gets the blood flowing like a hike across the ice with a club.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
Amen and welcome. What is your favorite Bible verse?
Do you have a community church you call home?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
@Felicity
When Jesus hates someone, He turns them into vile wretched things who will do anything Romans 1:26
Most of these women live in Canada, Sweden and Denmark.
And France .. .. and Australia
You are very lucky to live in America. Some women don't want to be married like God told them, they don't want a man to talk to their father so that they can have children, they want to be babies forever. That is why God hates them, and makes them play with wooden toys. Some grown-ups are very bad people.
The Pastors will be able to tell you more, if you ask your father I'm sure he will ask the Pastors for you.Comment
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
"Keep thy foot when thou goest to the house of God, and be more ready to hear, than to give the sacrifice of fools: for they consider not that they do evil."Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
Ecclesiastes 5:1 KJV
Our church is the Grise Fjord Church on the head overlooking the village.Comment
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
Welcome!
Do Canuckistanis still give allegiance to Fagadocious England? Does the Union Jack fly there?
I hear that women of the "Canuckistan bush' are hairy all over like a Sasquatch, and require forced shaving before you can tell they aren't men. True or false?Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
To be honest, it's been so long since we've seen Canadian currency up here that I can not know if we still have our queen on our money. I mean, I think I found a penny from 1948 but who knows when it has changed since then!
All I know is that my grandfather met American soldiers here when they were setting up the NORAD system, the aegis of Jesus, that there was some humming and hawing about the new Queen but I. . . I don't know!
As for the ceremonial trimmings, they happen right after they are baptised.Comment
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
Is it true that Eskimos are congenitally retarded? I only ask because I married an Eskimo and she's retarded, and half our 8 kids are retarded. Just wondering if it is a thing with the Eskimos.Comment
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Re: Hello from Grise Fjord, Canada!
I may have you mixed up with another group of people, but are you the folks that harpoon whales just for a certain bone they have that works perfectly for clubbing baby seals? If so it sounds a bit extreme, but the Lord made you stewards of these animals so I guess you are doing His work somehow. I suppose it all works out in the end though, with humans being the main staple of polar bears. I could have you figured a little wrong because I have never been outside the city limits of Chicago.Comment
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