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  • Balaam Montez
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    • Oct 2010
    • 11

    #1

    BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

    As an introduction perhaps it would be a good idea to tell all you Brotheres and Sisters that my Christian name was given me at the insistence of my Aunt, Aunt Martha-Ann Shavers. She was a student of the Old Testament and her favourite story was...yes, you guessed it...the saga of Balaam and his Ass !.(OR as some translations would have it..Donkey!)...

    You remember it ...dont you ??..

    • Numbers 22:28-30, NAS
      28 And the Lord opened the mouth of the donkey, and she said to Balaam, “What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?” 29 Then Balaam said to the donkey, “Because you have made a mockery of me! If there had been a sword in my hand, I would have killed you by now.” 30 And the donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your donkey on which you have ridden all your life to this day? Have I ever been accustomed to do so to you?” And he said, “No.”

    As if things couldn't worse, they did. Balaam was having a bad day. Things were going wrong right and left. Then the Lord opened the mouth of Balaam's donkey and she asked him what she had done to deserve being beaten with a stick three times. To add insult to injury, now his donkey was talking back to him, or, as many somewhat inaccurate translations of 2 Peter 2:16 say, he was rebuked by a "dumb ass." As with many intriguing stories, everyone wants to tell them their way with their own special twist. It does say that the Lord opened the mouth of the donkey; so the principle is probably established that even a "dumb ass can preach." The donkey here was a female, which is supposed to be the most docile. Whereas, the jack (male donkey) might be stubborn, the jenny (female donkey) would be faithful and subservient. Indeed, this was the case by Balaam's own admission; for the donkey asked him in verse 30 if she had ever been unfaithful, and Balaam admitted that she had not. ???


    So, there you are folks...the only Montez in the world to be named after a guy who had a conversation with his Ass !!.


    Hope that you'll welcome me to your Forum !



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    Decke thy selfe now with Maiestie, and excellencie, and aray thy selfe with glory, and beautie.
  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #2
    Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

    They are going to throw rocks at you!

    you should have used:

    28 And the Lord opened the mouth of the asse, and shee saide vnto Balaam, What haue I done vnto thee, that thou hast smitten mee these three times?

    29 And Balaam said vnto the asse, Because thou hast mocked mee: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

    30 And the asse said vnto Balaam, Am not I thine asse, vpon which thou hast ridden euer since I was thine, vnto this day? was I euer wont to do so vnto thee? And he said, Nay.
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    • Raimund
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      • Oct 2010
      • 182

      #3
      Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      They are going to throw rocks at you!

      you should have used:

      28 And the Lord opened the mouth of the asse, and shee saide vnto Balaam, What haue I done vnto thee, that thou hast smitten mee these three times?

      29 And Balaam said vnto the asse, Because thou hast mocked mee: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

      30 And the asse said vnto Balaam, Am not I thine asse, vpon which thou hast ridden euer since I was thine, vnto this day? was I euer wont to do so vnto thee? And he said, Nay.

      That's for sure, I wanted to say something but, I thought I'd wait and see what happens, maybe everyone is on break.

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      • Brother Temperance
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        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

        Friend, it's always nice to see a new person posting scripture, although Jo is correct, we do prefer the use of the King James Version here. But still, welcome aboard!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Balaam Montez
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          • Oct 2010
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          #5
          Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Friend, it's always nice to see a new person posting scripture, although Jo is correct, we do prefer the use of the King James Version here. But still, welcome aboard!
          Brother Temperance....Thank you for echoing your name throughout your tolerant reply..
          My post was merely my way of seeking an introduction to this Forum, and therefore written in ignorance of the accepted mores and requirements of it's Elders.
          Any future contributions will be made with your guidance in mind !...

          DANIEL Ch 9 : V 3.
          Decke thy selfe now with Maiestie, and excellencie, and aray thy selfe with glory, and beautie.

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          • BelieverInGod
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            • Feb 2010
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            #6
            Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

            Originally posted by Balaam Montez View Post
            So, there you are folks...the only Montez in the world to be named after a guy who had a conversation with his Ass !!.
            Oh, I'm not so sure, you will find many asses on this board that are at least capable of typing, although not always making sense.
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            • Balaam Montez
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              • Oct 2010
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              #7
              Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Oh, I'm not so sure, you will find many asses on this board that are at least capable of typing, although not always making sense.
              My introduction has not gone unscathed so now I join the repentant !..

              And he laid his robe from him, and covered [him] with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.

              With the prayers and practical advice of my new-found Brethren I should progress on my pilgrimage towards the Light!.
              Decke thy selfe now with Maiestie, and excellencie, and aray thy selfe with glory, and beautie.

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              • MitzaLizalor
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                • Sep 2010
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                #8
                Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

                I am glad that you realise the falsehood of your former position. Contact with the Pastors will align you with the will of God. I trust that you will be delivered of your load.

                Isaiah 46:1Matthew 11:28

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                • Balaam Montez
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                  #9
                  Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  I am glad that you realise the falsehood of your former position. Contact with the Pastors will align you with the will of God. I trust that you will be delivered of your load.

                  Isaiah 46:1Matthew 11:28
                  Cast thy BURDEN vpon the Lord, and he shall sustaine thee: hee shall neuer suffer the righteous to bee moued.

                  Thank you for your signpost MitzaLizalor !
                  Decke thy selfe now with Maiestie, and excellencie, and aray thy selfe with glory, and beautie.

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                  • BelieverInGod
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                    • Feb 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

                    Originally posted by Balaam Montez View Post
                    My introduction has not gone unscathed so now I join the repentant !..

                    And he laid his robe from him, and covered [him] with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.

                    With the prayers and practical advice of my new-found Brethren I should progress on my pilgrimage towards the Light!.
                    I apologize, I didn't mean you personally. I was just trying to make a joke about Balaam not being the only man who ever had to talk to an ass.
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                    • Balaam Montez
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                      • Oct 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: BEYOND REDEMPTION ??

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      I apologize, I didn't mean you personally. I was just trying to make a joke about Balaam not being the only man who ever had to talk to an ass.
                      Job 6:28 A cautionary word from the Lord to all who seek his forgiveness ?.
                      Decke thy selfe now with Maiestie, and excellencie, and aray thy selfe with glory, and beautie.

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