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  • Rev. Lancet Fetich
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    • Oct 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Hello

    Hi there,

    I would just like to introduce myself.

    I am Rev. Lancet Fetich.

    I have been looking at your forum and I would like to get involved.

    I will have a further look around!
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Rev. Lancet Fetich View Post
      Hi there,

      I would just like to introduce myself.

      I am Rev. Lancet Fetich.

      I have been looking at your forum and I would like to get involved.

      I will have a further look around!
      That's not much of an introduction.

      If you look up, you will see the header of the Introduction Forum. It tells you what is expected in an introduction, at a minimum. I'll quote it for you, in case "looking up" leaves you staring at the ceiling.

      The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      Why not try again?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Rev. Lancet Fetich
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          • Oct 2010
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          That's not much of an introduction.

          If you look up, you will see the header of the Introduction Forum. It tells you what is expected in an introduction, at a minimum. I'll quote it for you, in case "looking up" leaves you staring at the ceiling.



          Why not try again?

          I will.

          Peter 5.1.6

          Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you

          I am a Retired Reverand of the Kirk o' Kleekie.

          Oh and God my freind is not up!

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Rev. Lancet Fetich View Post
              I will.

              Peter 5.1.6

              Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you

              I am a Retired Reverand of the Kirk o' Kleekie.

              Oh and God my freind is not up!
              Of course God is upwards.

              Amos 9:2 Though they dig into hell, thence shall mine hand take them; though they climb up to heaven, thence will I bring them down:

              And when Jesus returns, He will return on the clouds.

              Matthew 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Dear Papist Demon:

                  Get thee HENCE!!


                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Oh go on, go on, go on, go on.....
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                        • Raimund
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 182
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Rev. Lancet Fetich View Post
                          Hi there,

                          I would just like to introduce myself.

                          I am Rev. Lancet Fetich.

                          I have been looking at your forum and I would like to get involved.

                          I will have a further look around!
                          Is that a John Belushy avatar?

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