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  • C.Evers
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    • Oct 2010
    • 9

    #1

    Hello.

    Hello, my name is Charles Evers (not to be confused with this abomination)
    I am married and to this date have 1 child.
    I frequent the Calvinist Church in a small town in the Netherlands.

    My favorite Bible verse is: Psalm 139

    1 O Lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
    2 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
    3 Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.
    4 For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O Lord, thou knowest it altogether.
    5 Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.
    6 Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; it is high, I cannot attain unto it.
    7 Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence?
    8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.
    9 If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea;
    10 Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me.
    11 If I say, Surely the darkness shall cover me; even the night shall be light about me.
    12 Yea, the darkness hideth not from thee; but the night shineth as the day: the darkness and the light are both alike to thee.
    13 For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb.
    14 I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
    15 My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth.
    16 Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.
    17 How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great is the sum of them!
    18 If I should count them, they are more in number than the sand: when I awake, I am still with thee.
    19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
    20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
    21 Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
    22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
    23 Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:
    24 And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.


    I found Jesus by my upbringing in a Christian family.

    Have been reading alot of the posts in this forum and can clearly see this is a loving community, of which i can only look at and hope to be a small part off.
    "Beware the interloper"
    TYL
  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by C.Evers View Post
    Have been reading alot of the posts in this forum and can clearly see this is a loving community.
    Have you actually been reading what they say here?
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    • John Scopes
      Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
      • Sep 2009
      • 666

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Have you actually been reading what they say here?
      Please don't scare this one off Mr. Pirate he seems to be a good candidate for my ongoing research. I will be preparing a questionnaire for him shortly.
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      • BelieverInGod
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        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Welcome!

        Ignore the Pirate, he thinks any thread that isn't about him needs to be keelhauled.

        I do love Psalm 139, tell me why does it speak to you?
        Drama queen

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        • C.Evers
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          • Oct 2010
          • 9

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          It reminds me that God is always with me and sees all i do, think and believe.
          Keeping me on my toes to be a better Christian (for lack of a better explanation).
          "Beware the interloper"
          TYL

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Ignore the Pirate, he thinks any thread that isn't about him needs to be keelhauled.
            I ask one question relevant to what Chaz has posted and you jump in with thinly veiled allegations that I am trying to derail the topic. What are you scared of BIG?
            Posted via Pasta

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            • C.Evers
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              • Oct 2010
              • 9

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Have you actually been reading what they say here?
              I have seen what you have posted. Vile and twisted replies that rely on faking your proof and attacking innocent posters.

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie
              Christianity is a false religion
              I will pray for you.
              "Beware the interloper"
              TYL

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Hello and welcome, friend.

                I too love Psalm 139. I remember on facebook, there was a fluffy bunny false Christian who posted verse 23 Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts: completely out of context. He was literally getting thousands of responses of no one questioning it or trying to put it in to context that David is speaking an imprecatory prayer for God to slay his enemies.

                It's good to see someone who understands it properly.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by C.Evers View Post
                  I have seen what you have posted. Vile and twisted replies that rely on faking your proof and attacking innocent posters.
                  Mmm with such a disconnection from reality you may very well fit right in here.

                  I will pray for you.
                  Really, don't bug your imaginary friend on my behalf.
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
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                  • Lycia The Repentant
                    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 2019

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    Welcome, Mr. Evers, to God's Favorite Forum™! I am sure you will find that we are indeed a loving community that is always ready to accept somebody who is here to praise the Lord.

                    I am also glad to see you seem to have picked up on the fact that you should ignore that pirate's mindless bleating.
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                    • C.Evers
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                      • Oct 2010
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Thank you all

                      I John 3:13
                      Don’t be surprised, my brothers, if the world hates you.
                      "Beware the interloper"
                      TYL

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello.

                        Originally posted by C.Evers View Post
                        Thank you all

                        I John 3:13
                        Don’t be surprised, my brothers, if the world hates you.
                        What you meant to say was:

                        1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.
                        Please quote from the KJV Bible exclusively. An online resource for that can be found at www.biblegateway.com.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Hello.

                          Welcome, Mr. Evers! It's good to see someone join who has actually cracked open a Bible to learn what it actually says.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • C.Evers
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 9

                            #14
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Please quote from the KJV Bible exclusively. An online resource for that can be found at www.biblegateway.com.
                            Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. Like i said before, such a loving and caring community here
                            Ephesians 1:7
                            In him we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, in accordance with the riches of God’s grace.
                            "Beware the interloper"
                            TYL

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