Thank GOD for These Fora!

[Able's Avenger!]

I'd like to introduce myself.


I am a zealous follower of The LORD and am glad to find a community of like-minded, white, anglo-saxon protestants who share the TRUE BELIEFS espoused by the Bible.

I also love, in my spare time, to watch NASCAR, and shoot assault weapons in the desert. I'd love to go hunting along the border next time I have vacation, and since I wasn't able to get into the U.S. Border Patrol due to a so-called "psychological condition." Pfft. Bunch of liberal Obama-philes in all branches of the federal government these days.




Praise God that we're so close to a referendum that will send that Moslem, Kenyan, lib-tard back where he belongs!



Oh, my favorite verse is Numbers 31:17 (sorry, don't have the 1611 version handy; where can I find it BTW?). The BAN is a great idea. There is a lot of WISDOM in the OLD TESTAMENT that modern Christians shy away from today.



Anyway, happy to be aboard. I wish I had a church like yours in town!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Thank GOD for These Fora!

Praise Jesus and welcome! What is your favorite rifle?

You can find the King James online here.

How many children has your wife borne you, friend?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Thank GOD for These Fora!

Hello friend!

Tell me, what is your opinion on the AK series in 7.62x39mm? I've always loved the Valmets.

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: Thank GOD for These Fora!

Praise Jesus and welcome! What is your favorite rifle?

You can find the King James online here.

How many children has your wife borne you, friend?

Praise God, and thank ya thank ya thank ya LAWD!

My favorite rifle is a Smith & Wesson. It still makes my blood boil that B. [Hussein] O. has banned more than a hundred thousand American-made rifles.

Rifles, I find, are ideal for home defense. What would us good God-fearing folks do without rifles in the aftermath of Hurricane Andrew or Katrina or any other race riot?


To answer your question, I haven't a wife. Too many atheist fornicators in these Godless times. I'm looking for a good, Christian woman, one who knows her place, how to cook a meal, how to tend the home, and how to be subservient.


Lycia: The AK is a fine assault weapon, ideal for things like race riots, shooting bear, illegals, but I prefer American-made weapons, especially those in calibres, not millimeters. After all, the secular frogs invented metrics.

My "home defense" weapon of choice is the .22 calibre M16. Hooo-rahh! It's nice to raise a little hellfire now and then. We're not the ones making it Hell on Earth after all. . .