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  • Slaaneshi
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    • Nov 2010
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    #1

    Salvation

    "...For the periphery between our world and theirs is but a fine boundary. A hairs breadth, and should you pass it you must be of their favour and gain their gifts which are plentiful or be devoured by the void itself and anguish for eternity..."

    Greetings, members of this forum. I am Slaaneshi, a religious man such as yourselves, a believer. I come bearing a warning in a message int he hopes that lives need not be wasted.

    Many of you believe in the concept of rapture, in the idea of an end time and I come as a prophet to you, because it will be not as you would expect.

    I warn you, because you do not see what is hidden just beyond your vision, and you do not feel the forces that tear at the back of the human mind. We sit on a fine line that we know as the material, 'living' world.

    As if balanced on the edge of a coin, this life and existence is fragile and will soon be toppled by the slightest 'breeze' of forces beyond.

    This world belongs to the immaterium.

    The great powers of the immaterial veil are powerful. Be they all powerful? Certainly.

    I will try to be direct.
    Long has the image of your god been seeded in your minds by the Great Power of Change. The Lord of subtlety and guile. Between his shadowed efforts and the work of his assosciates, the coin has begun to topple.

    The Lord of Violence and Anger has long been fuelling humand into acts of great violence and terror against fellow man.

    "...As he would incite them into great frothing rages, using their fears and paranoia to make real to them the jealousy and malice in their heads till they would strike out in bloody furor..."

    The Lord of Pestilence has been sowing the deeds of decay and death into our flesh and minds, and peeling away at us for Aeons.

    "...And so It was that The Great Unclean One looked down at Terra from the Veil and began his work. Afflicting the weak, maiming the young and the fit. Those who were strongest would be weakened and drained of their vit and viguour over an age of painful rot..."

    The Lord of Change has been implanting false thoughts and influencing figures for thousands of years. Guiding your voting hand, encouraging you. He is the Lucid dream and the whisper in your ear.

    "...The Raven God grinned with one of his thousand whispering mouths, for it was now that he had them in his talons. Now they no longer feared the wrath of the Immaterial. They now would welcome it."

    And lastly, my True God. The Lord of Hedonism and Lust, has been twisting and warping your people. He has seen men commit acts of lust against other men, women against women. He has sent adults against children. He has made your wives and husbands open their legs to animals.

    "...And in the wake of the Touch of Slaan, they fell upon eachother, a mass of twisting bodies and naked flesh. Some violently went at eachother in acts of carnal lust, while others deligted in ravaging and mutilating the bodies of those around them, taking delight in the very tearing of their flesh..."

    By now you must understand that our life on this planet must soon come to an abrupt end. The four aspects of the Great Devourer descend upon our home, and soon, they will engulf us all.

    For those who do not gain their favour, they will be condemned to an endless existence of searing agony, raped, eaten, torn apart for centuries and most assuredly driven insane. They will see creatures and demons the likes of which have never been imagined. Pillars of flesh and writing tentacles, eyes and mouths with teeth too many to number.

    Legion will they be and they will be here for you.


    I come to offer you a solution. Salvation, if you will.
    I am Slaaneshi. A Prophet of Slaanesh, Lord of Hedonism and Lust.

    Your image of god is but an orchestration instilled by the Lord of Change, many years ago. Your 'Jesus' may have been one of his favoured chosen ones made manifest.

    His miracles were lies and illusions, fabrications of the Raven God.

    Your Rapture will be not as you have always seen it. Your greatest fears, will be realised.

    Grant your favor to Slaanesh, and you will be greatly rewarded beyond your wildest imaginings.

    Your body can be changed, your senses heightened. Your very senses of hearing, touch, taste, sight and smell will become stronger a thousandfold.
    You will delight in the sounds and clamour of the Veil, the oscilating colours and the smells and sounds.

    A realm of unending delight awaits ALL of you, who choose to serve Slaanesh. A realm of PERFECTION.

    A realm of Lust, enjoyment. PLEASURE in all it's purest forms. Even the slightest noise would cause you to climax, the most hinted of a taste would wash through you from the tip of the tongue to the root of your loins, the colours and surroundings of the veil would stun you and pleasure your mind more deeply than anything you have ever experienced. Your sense of touch will be so heightened as to pick out the very composition of that which you touch, from the hardest barest rock, to the smoothest of Slaaneshi flesh. The simokest things would become your pleasure.

    should you come to favour with Slaanesh. And you will be given the tools to bring this perfection and delight to the people of other worlds and those around you.

    So. My new friends. I have offered you a great many wonderful things and the prospect of so much more.

    I do urge you to take the giving hand of my Lord Slaanesh.

    And do bear in mind, that the other Lords of the Veil may be willing to take you in their open arms, though none so giving or loving as Slaanesh.

    S'aat'hraa'keth'tesh
    Lexicanum Slaaneshi.
  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #2
    Re: Salvation

    Salvation doesn't lie in a tabletop miniatures game friend, it lies in trusting the Lord and the KJV 1611 Bible.
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
    An Open Question to All false christians.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Salvation

      Executive summary:

      Nerd D&D player thinks he is God.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #4
        Re: Salvation

        tl;dr

        Tell me friend, how many sons have you spawned?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Slaaneshi
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          • Nov 2010
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          #5
          Re: Salvation

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          tl;dr

          Tell me friend, how many sons have you spawned?
          With so many instances of unmitigated pleasure of the flesh, with so many individuals, I could not ever be sure.

          There is at least one which I know of for certain.

          Slaanesh has been good to me.

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          • Lycia The Repentant
            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 2019

            #6
            Re: Salvation

            So based on your introductory post, I'm guessing none?
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
            An Open Question to All false christians.

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            • Slaaneshi
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              #7
              Re: Salvation

              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
              So based on your introductory post, I'm guessing none?
              All sources of pleasure are equally revered.

              Such is the way of the decadent.

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #8
                Re: Salvation

                Playing warhammer in some fat nerd's basement doesn't really fit most people's idea of what "decadence" is.
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                An Open Question to All false christians.

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                • Slaaneshi
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                  • Nov 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Salvation

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  Playing warhammer in some fat nerd's basement doesn't really fit most people's idea of what "decadence" is.
                  This, of course, would be subject to the desires of others.

                  'Warhammer' bears no real connection to my beliefs, or my presence here. Names, Ideals, Images taken from writing.

                  I have written my own book of the Immaterium and I worship Slaanesh as you do to your own God.

                  There is room for you in Slaan's realm, Lycia, if you would just grant the Great Powers your loyalty.

                  Devote yourself to pleasure, and you will be rewarded magnificently.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #10
                    Re: Salvation

                    Originally posted by Slaaneshi View Post
                    This, of course, would be subject to the desires of others.

                    'Warhammer' bears no real connection to my beliefs, or my presence here. Names, Ideals, Images taken from writing.

                    I have written my own book of the Immaterium and I worship Slaanesh as you do to your own God.

                    There is room for you in Slaan's realm, Lycia, if you would just grant the Great Powers your loyalty.

                    Devote yourself to pleasure, and you will be rewarded magnificently.
                    Another 'fantasy Game' wack job. Great
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Slaaneshi
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                      #11
                      Re: Salvation

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Another 'fantasy Game' wack job. Great
                      "And thusly were his followers bedecked in cascading hues of scintilating colour of all shades of pinks and purples and golds".

                      Thankyou for the Pink name, James Hutchins. Pink is the colour of Slaanesh!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #12
                        Re: Salvation

                        No surprise there. I bet you pray to Cher too.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Slaaneshi
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                          #13
                          Re: Salvation

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          No surprise there. I bet you pray to Cher too.
                          By Slaan no. I find Cher quite horrifying.

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