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  • Ateist
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    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2010
    • 5

    #1

    yo

    Hi! I am a atheist and I don't like the thought of god. I'm here to learn about your ways of living. kapow!

    My favorite citat(s) is:

    I hope they serve beer in hell. - Tucker Max

    Strippers go to hell, so do I. - Myself

    _______


    I don't really got any favorite citats from the bible. But i really like the idea that Jesus fucked a hore(funny shit dude) and that he got baptised in Cannabis oil.


    Jesus rock! -U can maybe say i'm a cool christian that likes women and drugs - like jesus!
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: yo

    Originally posted by Ateist View Post
    Hi! I am a atheist and I don't like the thought of god.
    He doesn't like the thought of you. He calls you a fool.

    But i really like the idea that Jesus piffleed a hore(funny shit dude) and that he got baptised in Cannabis oil.
    Except the Bible says no such thing. Last time I checked, for example, the River Jordan was full of water, not oil of any sort.

    Your perverse fantasies are irrelevant.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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