I'm supposed to introduce myself

[Leeroy_Jenkins]

Hi, I'm Leeroy and I'm a homer who wants to be saved! I don't want to be a homer anymore!

I think God made me into a homer to punish my parents for getting divorced; my whore of a mother ran away from my dad because he punched her a few times!

Pray for me, that I will purge myself of those horrible homosexuality demons!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I'm supposed to introduce myself

What a coincidence. I had a cousin named Leroy who was a homer. He was also in the Air Force. God smited him in a most deserved drunk driving accident. Now he's in Hell on a Rotisserie.

Just remember that God will kill you and send you to Hell if you lust after other men. That should help you quit.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I'm supposed to introduce myself

Hi, I'm Leeroy and I'm a homer who wants to be saved! I don't want to be a homer anymore!

I think God made me into a homer to punish my parents for getting divorced; my whore of a mother ran away from my dad because he punched her a few times!

Pray for me, that I will purge myself of those horrible homosexuality demons!

Welcome Friend!

But it was not God that made you a gay sissy. Something in your life distracted you and made you rationalize the wickedness that you knew in your heart was wrong.

Was it marijuana? Disco music? Naked jumping jacks in the locker room?

Just say no! Cast out the demons and let Jesus Christ fill you instead for a change.

In Him

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm supposed to introduce myself

Leeroy, you might be in luck. Check this out:
Sister Betty Bowers' BASH Program

Apply., maybe they will accept you. Tell them I sent you.