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  • Richard Nixon
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2007
    • 5

    #1

    Greetings my fellow Americans.

    I'm Richard Nixon, I enjoy long walks on the beach, spying on DEMONcrats and killing gooks. God bless all of you.
  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #2
    Re: Greetings my fellow Americans.

    Originally posted by Richard Nixon View Post
    I'm Richard Nixon, I enjoy long walks on the beach, spying on DEMONcrats and killing gooks. God bless all of you.
    You...are TOO a crook!

    You're also a bigot, and a liar, cheater, and thief.

    There's a good chance you are where the Landoverians say I'm headed...
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • Richard Nixon
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Dec 2007
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Greetings my fellow Americans.

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      You...are TOO a crook!

      You're also a bigot, and a liar, cheater, and thief.

      There's a good chance you are where the Landoverians say I'm headed...
      Shut your dirty anti-capitalist mouth Catholic or I'll squash you like a Cambodian village.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Greetings my fellow Americans.

        Originally posted by Richard Nixon View Post
        I'm Richard Nixon, I enjoy long walks on the beach, spying on DEMONcrats and killing gooks. God bless all of you.
        You certainly look "fresh" for someone who has been dead for 13 years!!

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Richard Nixon
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Dec 2007
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Greetings my fellow Americans.

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          You certainly look "fresh" for someone who has been dead for 13 years!!
          God works in mysterious ways.

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          • nedphillips
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Dec 2007
            • 3

            #6
            Re: Greetings my fellow Americans.

            Originally posted by Richard Nixon View Post
            God works in mysterious ways.
            LMAO!!!!

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #7
              Re: Greetings my fellow Americans.

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

              You ... are TOO a crook!

              You're also a bigot, and a liar, cheater, and thief.

              There's a good chance you are where the Landoverians say I'm headed ...
              Gosh, isn't it amazing? We finally agree on something again, you bead-finger you!
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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