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  • JahLoves
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    • Nov 2010
    • 20

    #1

    Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

    Hello sons and daughters of Christ. My name is Bobby Robinson. I moved from the sun drenched lands of Jamaica to the glorious state of Louisiana 5 years ago. In this time I changed from a pentecostal to a glorious baptist, thanks to Rev. Mark Smith of Alpine Baptist Church.

    In this time I learned the true will of God and my lord Jesus. I've come to share my beliefs with brothers and sisters of the faith, as this site is an alcove in the heathen internet. Please take me with the comfort that our lord would have you do.

    Thank you.

    Proud supporter of God-mandated flooding: From Noah's time to Hurricane Katrina and beyond.
  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 238

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

    Originally posted by JahLoves View Post
    Hello sons and daughters of Christ. My name is Bobby Robinson. I moved from the sun drenched lands of Jamaica to the glorious state of Louisiana 5 years ago. In this time I changed from a pentecostal to a glorious baptist, thanks to Rev. Mark Smith of Alpine Baptist Church.

    In this time I learned the true will of God and my lord Jesus. I've come to share my beliefs with brothers and sisters of the faith, as this site is an alcove in the heathen internet. Please take me with the comfort that our lord would have you do.

    Thank you.
    Welcome. That's quite a tan you've got.

    What is your favorite pie? Has your wife borne you any sons?

    Drowning in the Blood of Christ,

    Cindy Lou Jenkins

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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    • JahLoves
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      • Nov 2010
      • 20

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

      Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
      Welcome. That's quite a tan you've got.

      What is your favorite pie? Has your wife borne you any sons?

      Drowning in the Blood of Christ,

      Cindy Lou Jenkins

      (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
      Why thank you.

      I've always loved peach pie my entire life.

      Me and my wife have spawned two beautiful baby boys. A third is also on the way. If there are any men who can grow these boys into loyal, God-fearing men, it is me and Rev. Smith.

      Proud supporter of God-mandated flooding: From Noah's time to Hurricane Katrina and beyond.

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      • BelieverInGod
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        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

        Originally posted by JahLoves View Post
        Why thank you.

        I've always loved peach pie my entire life.

        Me and my wife have spawned two beautiful baby boys. A third is also on the way. If there are any men who can grow these boys into loyal, God-fearing men, it is me and Rev. Smith.
        Welcome to our Friendly forum.

        So what is your favorite Bible verse?
        How did Jesus get you to turn to a real Church?
        You sound like the proper type of man we need around here to prove that giving up the Negro lifestyle can bring Joy into your life.
        Drama queen

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

          Originally posted by JahLoves View Post
          Hello sons and daughters of Christ. My name is Bobby Robinson. I moved from the sun drenched lands of Jamaica to the glorious state of Louisiana 5 years ago. In this time I changed from a pentecostal to a glorious baptist, thanks to Rev. Mark Smith of Alpine Baptist Church.

          In this time I learned the true will of God and my lord Jesus. I've come to share my beliefs with brothers and sisters of the faith, as this site is an alcove in the heathen internet. Please take me with the comfort that our lord would have you do.

          Thank you.

          Welcome Brother!

          Thank Christ you escaped that wicked island of cults and insane hempweed addicts!

          Did you move to LA before or after "Katrina" (God's cleansing of the state with a salt-water bath)?

          You are among friends here!

          In Christ!
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • JahLoves
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            • Nov 2010
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            #6
            Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Welcome to our Friendly forum.

            So what is your favorite Bible verse?
            How did Jesus get you to turn to a real Church?
            You sound like the proper type of man we need around here to prove that giving up the Negro lifestyle can bring Joy into your life.
            Soon after I moved to Baton Rouge, some friendly men came to my doorstep telling me the joys in life that a baptist lifestyle could bring. I went with them, expecting little more than crazy mumbo-jumbo (Remember, I was pentecostal.) Instead, the true word of God took hold of me, and once I turned Baptist, I could never go back.

            My favorite quote was discovered upon that day, when I learned the true power of our lord:

            2 Kings 2:23-24
            From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

            Proud supporter of God-mandated flooding: From Noah's time to Hurricane Katrina and beyond.

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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

              Originally posted by JahLoves View Post
              Soon after I moved to Baton Rouge, some friendly men came to my doorstep telling me the joys in life that a baptist lifestyle could bring. I went with them, expecting little more than crazy mumbo-jumbo (Remember, I was pentecostal.) Instead, the true word of God took hold of me, and once I turned Baptist, I could never go back.
              Yes I have a cousin who is pentecostal, I went their once with her and it was a strange experience. From what I understand her's was quite modest compared to most.

              My favorite quote was discovered upon that day, when I learned the true power of our lord:

              2 Kings 2:23-24
              From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
              Please, we're KJV only here.
              23 And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth alittle bchildren out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and ccursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two dchildren of them.
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              • JahLoves
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                • Nov 2010
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                #8
                Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

                I am sorry but I posted the wrong version. I found the King James Version of the passage soon after I discovered my error.

                2 Kings 2:23-24
                23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
                24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


                Also, I moved in shortly after Katrina, expecting the housing prices to be lower than ever. Boy was I was wrong, but thank the Lord for guiding me in at that time, as many of the heathens were either shipped to Houston or stuck in flooded trailers.

                Proud supporter of God-mandated flooding: From Noah's time to Hurricane Katrina and beyond.

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                • WinnerNotSinner
                  Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 951

                  #9
                  Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

                  Hey there, friend. It looks like you are a successful, polite and GODly man, so congratulations for making something out of nothing.

                  Tell me, is your wife naturally submissive and silent or do you have to discipline her regularly? Does she cook nice pies?

                  Finally welcome. I have to warn you though, we wont tolerate any negra talk here - this forum is about praising Jesus, not "which drug is the best?" or "I made a huge shot in basketball" we are NOT interested.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                  • Brother Temperance
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                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

                    Praise the Lord! Welcome aboard, friend. What's a jah? I can see how they're quite a useful invention, but I can't quite see why you'd love one.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • despising david
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 144

                      #11
                      Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

                      welcome dweller in the glory of Christ!! I do hope that you have the will to drive the sin out of your children with a swift backhand of justice! So what drove you to leave heathen Jamaica and seek a land that the lord has blessed? and as winner said we aren't interested in anything other than the Lord and how to live by him properly so be sure to get your praying face on when you enter this forum!! it's great to find another christian and hope you enjoy!
                      Deuteronomy 6:5
                      Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

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                      • PetitionLady
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                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883

                        #12
                        Re: Hello fellow lovers of Jesus

                        Originally posted by JahLoves View Post
                        Please take me with the comfort that our lord would have you do.

                        Thank you.
                        Welcome. I'm new here too. I want to ask if you intentionally did not capitalize the L in the word Lord.

                        I only ask because it hurt my eyes. Thank you.
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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