Ex-Papist Trash

[Sister Jane]

I hope that the Godly members of LBC are ready to welcome another sinner into their midst.

I am a Nurse, former Papist, and unmarried woman. I broke from the ungodly Roman Pedophiles several years ago, but have not yet found a new home in which to glorify the LORD. Is it too late for me? I must admit that my mother was Italian....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome sister Jane, to God's favorite forum. I know that Jesus called you here for a reason. Please read through the many threads open to females here, and ask questions if you have them.

I'll be praying for God to bring you and your greasy wop mother around to Christ.

[Brother Temperance]

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I hope that the Godly members of LBC are ready to welcome another sinner into their midst.

I am a Nurse, former Papist, and unmarried woman. I broke from the ungodly Roman Pedophiles several years ago, but have not yet found a new home in which to glorify the LORD. Is it too late for me? I must admit that my mother was Italian....

Well, a female wop who wishes to come to Christ is still very slightly better than nothing, I think. Welcome aboard, Sister. Have you been defiled by many nuns?

[Sister Jane]

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Well, a female wop who wishes to come to Christ is still very slightly better than nothing, I think. Welcome aboard, Sister. Have you been defiled by many nuns?

I managed to escape that, Brother Temperance, but I did attend a Catholic school from start to finish. I could give you names and numbers of potential paying .....I mean.. unfortunates defiled by those brides of satan.

If it helps, I am only half wop. The other half is good, solid Baptist.

[Sister Jane]

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Welcome sister Jane, to God's favorite forum. I know that Jesus called you here for a reason. Please read through the many threads open to females here, and ask questions if you have them.

I'll be praying for God to bring you and your greasy wop mother around to Christ.

Unfortunately, my mother goes to mass every morning and clutches her rosary beads like a nigra holds on to his last crack rock. She is also afflicted with an italian name, so decent people don't spend much time trying to convert her to the true church. Let's face it, who wants a nasty wop too-many-vowels name sullying their church bulletin?

[Brother Temperance]

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I managed to escape that, Brother Temperance, but I did attend a Catholic school from start to finish. I could give you names and numbers of potential paying .....I mean.. unfortunates defiled by those brides of satan.

Oh, you're an ex-Catholic schoolgirl eh? I always like to see a Catholic schoolgirl repent and come to Jesus. You don't happen to still have any of your old uniforms do you? You see, I'm currently engaged in intensive research on the ways the Papists use hidden pagan imagery and symbolism, and your old clothing could be an invaluable resource for my studies. Praise Jesus.

[Sister Jane]

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Oh, you're an ex-Catholic schoolgirl eh? I always like to see a Catholic schoolgirl repent and come to Jesus. You don't happen to still have any of your old uniforms do you? You see, I'm currently engaged in intensive research on the ways the Papists use hidden pagan imagery and symbolism, and your old clothing could be an invaluable resource for my studies. Praise Jesus.

I am in posession of my old high school uniforms, as well as the traditional white nursing uniforms and caps provided by the nursing school I attended. I am sure that I will not be able to actually understand your research, but please ask if I may be of any assistance.

I must warn you, the plaid skirts are a bit short.....they are designed by molesting nuns

[Brother Temperance]

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I am in posession of my old high school uniforms, as well as the traditional white nursing uniforms and caps provided by the nursing school I attended. I am sure that I will not be able to actually understand your research, but please ask if I may be of any assistance.

I must warn you, the plaid skirts are a bit short.....they are designed by molesting nuns

Just goes to show the inhumane double standards we've come to expect from the Papists. When it comes to new Prada shoes for His Unholiness or gold leaf for the Vatican or even communion wine so they can get drunk while pretending to be vampires, they've got bottomless pockets, but ask them to shell out for decent amounts of clothing to keep the legs of their schoolgirls warm and they get awfully tightfisted. I imagine you must have been all quivering and red in the cold.

[Sister Jane]

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Just goes to show the inhumane double standards we've come to expect from the Papists. When it comes to new Prada shoes for His Unholiness or gold leaf for the Vatican or even communion wine so they can get drunk while pretending to be vampires, they've got bottomless pockets, but ask them to shell out for decent amounts of clothing to keep the legs of their schoolgirls warm and they get awfully tightfisted. I imagine you must have been all quivering and red in the cold.

It was terribly sad in New York in January. Piloerection and frost bite were common.

Additionally, it is common to keep these school buildings cold. The sisters kept a strict discipline, and we were not allowed to wear non-uniform clothing. There was no sweater or jacket provided, but the nuns seemed pretty warm in what they were wearing.

[Wide-Open]

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May I also wish you welcome to this Godly forum Sister Jane. Your school uniform pie baking skills drew my attention.

I also happen to be single - you may have read about that - and, like you, I would like to put an end to that status.

Alas, there are two minor problems: I am not a True Christian ™ yet, and many on here doubt that I will ever really see Salvation. The other problem might be one of commuting, as I'm sure you don't want to move to a fictional country, and I'm a bit tied up here with the house, funeral arrangements, and whatnot.

So that only leaves me to whish you a happy stay on this forum, and for us both to continue our search for a loving spouse.

[Sister Jane]

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Brother Wide-O

Thank you for your kind words! I feel so welcome here, already.

My pie-baking skills are indeed as legendary as my school uniform....but modest women do not go around bragging about their merits.

You live in a fictional country? Please explain, my geography classes were limited to the USA and some papist historical sites. I have tried to forget these.

I read about the demise of your 'Liberated' spouse. May I be so bold as to suggest that the LORD in his wisdom will send you another, better spouse. Mrs Wide-O V2.0 will be an improvement, I am sure.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Praise Jesus!
I, too, am an ex-papist, dear sister. Why, I was so caught up in the lies and treachery of that cult I even became a nun! Can you imagine never taking a husband or bearing children?

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Nuns go against God's will for us!

[Sister Jane]

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Praise Jesus!
I, too, am an ex-papist, dear sister. Why, I was so caught up in the lies and treachery of that cult I even became a nun! Can you imagine never taking a husband or bearing children?

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Nuns go against God's will for us!

There was a lot of pressure to join a convent while I was in school, but taking the veil was a bit too drastic for me, thank the Lord. I might have never gotten away from those pedophiles!

It is wonderful to meet you.

[Rogue Witch]

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I am in posession of my old high school uniforms, as well as the traditional white nursing uniforms and caps provided by the nursing school I attended. I am sure that I will not be able to actually understand your research, but please ask if I may be of any assistance.

I must warn you, the plaid skirts are a bit short.....they are designed by molesting nuns

I don't know what kind of Catholic school you attended, but I use to live right across the street from one and they made sure that nothing below the neck and nothing above the knees were shown. (except hands)