[James Dewitt]

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Thats correct Sister, its Jesus 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, I long for leap year so I can have an extra day with Jesus.


Will be over around 7 pm, Its going to be a long hard night of Bible study.
Have new mink lined ... I just supprise you

[Mistress Cookie]

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We Worship Him™
We Honor Him™
We Are Open 24/7 for Him™

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
can you come over now? call me.

[James Dewitt]

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Sweet Jesus makes us all strong, eternial life is but a breath away.

I have some new leather goods that you need to see.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Yes James I am always in awe of the fortitude of God(tm) and how he can touch our lives, making us ever-young, even playful, again, like a spring lamb lapping from a broken wine cask.

Yes, do come by. I'll be in the guesthouse the key is under the stone cherub

[James Dewitt]

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Mistress Cookie, it is wonderful to see Jesus work His wonders.

Thanks I will do a little clean up after dark, If its ok I am stopping by afterwards for a little pie amoung other things ?

[Mistress Cookie]

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Yes!! Praise His™ name!!

James, I saw that, and I loaded it all into the big washer (next to last on right) in the N.E. ward. (That machine's broken, so it won't get turned on and nothing will get ruined.) (It might be time to wash that equipment, anyway, though?)

[James Dewitt]

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Praise Jesus, another Hell bound sinner saved.


I hope no one finds the water boarding equipment that I left in the basement

[Mistress Cookie]

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God calls who he calls, just be glad that you haven't been put in here for "special attention".

Remember, we've been told not to get specific about the therapies used in the Quarantine Section of the Landover Unit for Habilitation and Therapy, since that D.C. investigator was here. I'm having Bobby-Joe make this post visible just to trusted members (i.e., True Christians™)...but just a reminder.

[Seth Campbell]

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Wow, someone actually made it out of Quarantine alive. Usually they're just never heard from again. So, what did they do to you to change your mind?

God calls who he calls, just be glad that you haven't been put in here for "special attention".

[Didymus Much]

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...I have seen the light now after a short time spent in Quarantine...

Wow, someone actually made it out of Quarantine alive. Usually they're just never heard from again. So, what did they do to you to change your mind?

[Mistress Cookie]

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I formally apologize for all my previous comments. I have seen the light now after a short time spent in Quarantine. I accept Jesus as my savior, thank you all for helping me see God's light.

God bless.

It brings tears to my eyes and joy to my heart to see you walk in freedom once again, Lindroos!

As one of the rotating secretaries for the Quarantine Committee, I am familiar with your case, and can think of no greater Christmas present we could give the world than your very own story...on of humility and mighty redemption, of another Soldier for Christ™ washed newly clean in the blood of the lamb.

Truly, praise!

[Minecraft]

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Good! We have a new savee!

PRAISE JESUS!

[Lindroos]

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Thank you for the humble advice and welcoming.

Praise Jesus!

God bless.

[James Hutchins]

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It warms the cockles of my cold heart when I see a young person repent their satanic lifestyle and give themselves to Jesus. Nothing is better than dropping to your knees in front of Gods Majesty(r) and letting Him cover you with His glory

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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