God bless!

[The_Lords_right_hand]

Greetings and God bless, Landover Baptists! I'm The_Lords_right_hand and I'm thrilled to find a website with such like-minded people amongst the internet which I have generally regarded as a vehicle for fags and fag-enablers.

I attend the First Baptist Church in Idaho Springs, Colorado, and have been going there all my life!

I have 11 children (12 if you count the inhuman homo atheist that is my eldest son) and I have brought all of them (excluding one, who rejected the word of Christ and moved to the godless west coast) up as Soldiers of Christ.

My favourite Bible verse is Micah 6:8 -
He hath shewed thee, O man, what [is] good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?

I hope to have a good time and converse with some like-minded Jesus lovers here! God bless!

[James Dewitt]

Re: God bless!

Welcome to Gods Favorite Church (R). Say what did you do to have a homer child and a God Mocker? I bet your wife sinned to make Jesus turn them into Hell bound sinners. Have you tried to beat the gay out of that boy?

[The_Lords_right_hand]

Re: God bless!

Thank you! The homo and the god-mocker are one and the same, I'm sorry I was unable to get that across! Years of firm beatings could do nothing to save that child, and I fear that it may be as a result of my past as a sinful masturbator, a demonic practice I only stopped engaging in with the help of the lord after the birth of my first son, now a man-loving liberal.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God bless!

@Lordsrighthand

Congratulations on giving up the wicked sin of masturbation. I too have risen from the dark pit of sticky, slimy residue that is the masturbator's lifestyle. You will find yourself among understanding persons here who are streetwise, having masturbated or committed other abominations, and subsequently repented of their heinous crimes.

But of course today we follow the KJV1611 to the letter without error. As it is written therein:

Matthew 5:48 (King James Version) 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.