Hello Brothers and Sisters

[Grace]

Hello Everyone

First Let Me Say God Is Good All The Time

I am Sister Talitha's Daughter.
Mumsy gave me permission to come and say hello to everybody and that I should tell a little about myself.

Most of you already know me although you don't see me much since my accident.
I realise of course that it was God's Will that put me in a Wheelchair after being shot by Pastor BJ's Security Team and I have Thanked the Lord that he didn't decide to take me home on that day.
I should never have run away with that Australian Goth and I apologize for any trouble I caused.
It's God's Will that I'll have to be a Cripper all my life but at least I don't drool and slobber any more and I'm sure if I Pray real hard and Mama gives lots of Donations to Jesus I may someday get to see Heaven.

Mama has gotten me properly educated here at Homeschool where I learn all about The Love of Jesus and how he died for us all. Ma has been here for me all the time, even when God smiled down and took Pappy away.
I felt so angry with God for taking my best friend away from me. Then I was angry with everything around me and then very angry with myself for not telling him that I loved him. I fell of the rails big time, I got myself into all sorts of trouble and ended up with that horrible Goth.


Anyway, Mama says It's time for me to go and take my Medication now so God Bless you all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well bless your heart. Sister Talitha must have had the courtesy to neglected to mention you to us...Thank Jesus she has the God-given sense to not drag you into church.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

Do you knit doilies or something?

[Talitha]

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I'm awfully sorry Pastor. I'll make sure she gets punished for making you waste valuable time answering her ridiculous Post.
She has been nagging me for months to let her meet some of our Church members so rather than wheel her into Church and cause embarrassment I thought I'd let her say hello.

Looks like nobody really wants to have anything to do with her anyway judging by the number of responses

You don't have to be nice to her or anything like that and I really don't know where she got the idea that Crippers let alone Women are allowed into The Kingdom of Heaven. Why, she hasn't even got a Baby Oven that works since the accident.
I'll get that picture she's using for her Avatar taken down too. That was in the days she could walk and stuff.................... BEFORE THAT GOTH GOT A HOLD OF HER!!

[Wide-Open]

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Sister Talitha, may I respectfully ask what the Accident was. Was it one of those "around the house" type freak accidents, we talked about earlier ?

[imback]

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I am sorry for all your problems, my question is, why were you shot?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am sorry for all your problems, my question is, why were you shot?

That is still being investigated by the DOF. These things happen. Sunspots and faulty rifle scopes most likely....

[imback]

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That is still being investigated by the DOF. These things happen. Sunspots and faulty rifle scopes most likely....

That might have some legitimacy,as long as it wasn't on purpose...

[Wide-Open]

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Oh, missed that. Was having a Belgian moment Please ignore my giraffe Sister, I'll go sit and drool in the corner.

[Talitha]

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No-one was to blame really.
She ran off with a low-life Goth and after Pastor Bobby-Joe made enquiries through the DOF we located her in Australia. There was a bit of a shoot out and unfortunately she got hit in the crossfire. I expect her Goth boyfriend was hiding behind her.
Thankfully he and his friends are now rotting in Hell.
We brought her back to Freehold and I've had to keep her down in the Cellar for the last 12 months. It's a real embarrassment especially when the other Ladies of Landover come over for target practice in the garden. She hollers and screams. Anyway she's on some "happy pills" now to keep her calm.
Praise Jesus

[JennyD]

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Sister Talitha, I see that you mentioned her baby-oven doesn't work.

Can she wheel her chair around a baking oven?

Maybe she could be of assistance in the kitchen, if her pills are keeping her lucid. It wouldn't take much to build a low counter for her to reach, so she could roll out pastries and such, and she could put pies in the oven.

[Scott M]

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Sister Talitha, I see that you mentioned her baby-oven doesn't work.

Can she wheel her chair around a baking oven?

Maybe she could be of assistance in the kitchen, if her pills are keeping her lucid. It wouldn't take much to build a low counter for her to reach, so she could roll out pastries and such, and she could put pies in the oven.

Ok I'm sorry but I get the baby oven talk but when you take your cooking metaphor this far I get totally lost and I am most likely not the only one.

[Talitha]

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Sister Talitha, I see that you mentioned her baby-oven doesn't work.

Can she wheel her chair around a baking oven?

Maybe she could be of assistance in the kitchen, if her pills are keeping her lucid. It wouldn't take much to build a low counter for her to reach, so she could roll out pastries and such, and she could put pies in the oven.

Oh dear.
Sister Jenny, It's because of her "problems" that it is now impossible for her to put any kind of "Bun in Her Oven".
The Oven refers to her Cooter-related Software Interface.
How's your Oven dear?

[JennyD]

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Oh dear.
Sister Jenny, It's because of her "problems" that it is now impossible for her to put any kind of "Bun in Her Oven".
The Oven refers to her Cooter-related Software Interface.
How's your Oven dear?

Yes, Sister Talitha, I got that. I was suggesting that perhaps she could be useful in ways other than bearing children for a good Christian man.

My own oven has the original wrappings. It's never been heated up by any man.

[Wide-Open]

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The Oven refers to her Cooter-related Software Interface.

Not ready for USB v2.0 sticks eh. No data mining as far as your little'un is concerned. What a shame.

[Deaner]

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Maybe she could be of assistance in the kitchen, if her pills are keeping her lucid. It wouldn't take much to build a low counter for her to reach, so she could roll out pastries and such, and she could put pies in the oven.

I can appreciate you trying to help Sister Tali; but I don't know if I could eat pastries made by a semi-retard. Flaky skin and drool are two of the things I keep thinking of; but those female retards are forever scratching their cooters. I think it's best if we just keep her focused on her KJV1611 until she dies.