A few questions...

[nebbiez]

I gather you guys take a literal view of the Bible, and you follow literally its every word for it is the word of God. This being the case, I have a few questions for you all I hope I can get some answers to from your point of view:

- Do you believe those who work on Sunday should be put to death?

- Do you believe that God is jealous, and Jealous is his name? If so, what or who is he jealous of?

- Do you believe rebellious children should be put to death?

- Do you believe those who have sex before marriage should be put to death?

- Do you believe that followers of Wiccan faiths should be put to death?

- Do you believe it is abominable to eat pork, shellfish or rabbit?

- Why did God give the priest a gift of 32 virgins when the Israelites conquered the Midianites?

- Are nephilim the result of angels having sex with human females?

- For what reason did God create evil?

- Can God be killed by armies with iron chariots?

- If God is the lord of light, why does he live in the darkness?

- Do you believe bats are really birds?

- Do you believe that thoughts come from the heart rather than brain?

- Why did David pay King Saul the foreskins of 200 Philistines?

- Why did King Solomon have 1000 regular sexual partners?

- Why did God needlessly kill Job after Satan dared him to?

- Do you believe Satan is a red dragon with 7 heads and 10 Horns?

- Do you believe women are worth half as much as men?

- Do you believe both rapists and their victims should be executed?

- Do you believe that either physically or mentally handicapped people should be denied entrance into churches?

- Would you feel happy smashing babies on rocks?

- Do you believe there were only 62 generations of humans before Jesus?

- Do you believe Christmas trees should be forbidden?

- Do you believe you must sell all of your possessions and give all the money to the poor if you are to acquire eternal life in Heaven?

- Why did Jesus say that Christian disciples should hate their parents? Does this not contradict the above point that God said that rebellious children should be put to death?

- Why did Jesus commend the beating of slaves?

- Why did Jesus claim he did not come to Earth for peace, but to start wars?

- Would you make the personal sacrifice of self-castration to enter the kingdom of Heaven?

- Do you turn to the church before hospital when you are sick?

- Do you believe that women should remain silent in church and only learn from their husbands at home?

- Why does Paul wish everyone was single like him? That can't be good for keeping the human race alive.

- Do you believe it is okay for me to greet each other with a kiss?

- Would you always give up whatever you own to whoever asks for it?

[lord warrior]

Re: A few questions...

YES

[nebbiez]

Re: A few questions...

How can you trust in something you cannot understand? Oh, and 'yes' is not a valid answer to at least half of those questions.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A few questions...

You didn't write those questions, trollgirl. Did you think you were the first one to come in here mocking Jesus and that you would shock us all into submission to satan?

The answer to your question is YES, WE DO FOLLOW THE HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE AS THE LITERAL TRUTH OF GOD ALMIGHTY. If you expect us to apologize for that, then you have come to the wrong place.

If you want to challenge us on each and every scripture, then by all means do so. I assure you that we are more than equipped to rebut and rebuke you on any Biblical topic. But don't come in here cutting and pasting, plagarizing other atheistic fools and trying to sound clever. Quote the verse, then tell us how we're wrong, in your "learned" opinion.

Just know in advance that we consider you a fool. A Biblical fool.

Psalm 14:1, 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

Matthew 23:17, 19
Ye fools and blind.

Luke 11:40
Ye fools.

Luke 24:25
O fools, and slow of heart to believe.

Romans :21-22
Their foolish heart was darkened.

1 Corinthians 15:36
Thou fool.


Good luck to you, God-mocker.

[Seeker]

Re: A few questions...

How can you trust in something you cannot understand? Oh, and 'yes' is not a valid answer to at least half of those questions.

I once asked an old pastor of mine some of these questions. He told me(with a big godly smile on his face) that we are not to question God, just live by faith and when we get to heaven we will understand God's will. That was good enough for me and should be good enough for you!


Get some real faith or burn.

[MusicInHerHeart]

Re: A few questions...

He told me(with a big godly smile on his face) that we are not to question God, just live by faith and when we get to heaven we will understand God's will.

And yet, God clearly tells us to "question all spirits," though I'm not able to produce the book and verse off the top of my head.

Why not answer a few of nebbiez's questions?
I'm rather interested to hear your explanations on many of them.

[JennyD]

Re: A few questions...

Nubby, I can't answer for anyone but myself, as I am not yet Perfect, but here goes:

I gather you guys take a literal view of the Bible, and you follow literally its every word for it is the word of God. This being the case, I have a few questions for you all I hope I can get some answers to from your point of view:

- Do you believe those who work on Sunday should be put to death?

I believe that Christians who work on Sunday should be put to death, yes. Mexican'ts and Negroes aren't getting to Heaven anyway, so they can work all they like.

(They probably need the extra day just to finish the work assigned the previous Monday, anyway.)

- Do you believe that God is jealous, and Jealous is his name? If so, what or who is he jealous of?

Yes. God is jealous of all those nasty false deities you like to worship, like Zeus, and Mary, and Britney Spears. He wants us to focus our energy and love upon Him. That's why He made us.

- Do you believe rebellious children should be put to death?

Yes. While I worked at the orphanage, one of my duties was <censored to protect the innocent>.

- Do you believe those who have sex before marriage should be put to death?

Depends. If the man is willing to pay for the woman and take her as his wife, then rape is OK. If it was consensual sex before marriage, the woman should be put to death.

- Do you believe that followers of Wiccan faiths should be put to death?

Yes. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

- Do you believe it is abominable to eat pork, shellfish or rabbit?

Not according to Jesus, so no. Jesus said that the heart is soiled by what comes out of the mouth, not by what goes into the mouth (and passes out in the draught).

- Why did God give the priest a gift of 32 virgins when the Israelites conquered the Midianites?

Because He wanted to!

- Are nephilim the result of angels having sex with human females?

According to Genesis 6, yes. Look it up.

- For what reason did God create evil?

How else could He test our faith?

- Can God be killed by armies with iron chariots?

Killed? No. Read the verse correctly, then ask the correct question.

- If God is the lord of light, why does he live in the darkness?

Because He wants to!

- Do you believe bats are really birds?

Yes. So do you, since you evilutionists believe we are all related genetically. You're nothing but a big bird, yourself.

- Do you believe that thoughts come from the heart rather than brain?

Yes. I suggest that you tear out your own heart, then see how clearly you think. Write us a report of your experiences.

- Why did David pay King Saul the foreskins of 200 Philistines?

A dowry. Don't you read?

- Why did King Solomon have 1000 regular sexual partners?

Because he wanted to! It's called having wives and concubines. God never commanded monogamy, that is a modern invention.

- Why did God needlessly kill Job after Satan dared him to?

He didn't. Read your Bible. Job lived a long and happy life after enduring a series of trials which did not involve his death.

- Do you believe Satan is a red dragon with 7 heads and 10 Horns?

If that is the form God allows him to assume at a particular moment, such as described in Revelation. Sometimes, Satan takes the form of an anonymous Internet poseur. I mean, poster.

- Do you believe women are worth half as much as men?

No, but I believe that men are worth twice as much as women.

- Do you believe both rapists and their victims should be executed?

Not if the rapist agrees to pay the dowry and marry the harlot who tempted him into sinful activity.

- Do you believe that either physically or mentally handicapped people should be denied entrance into churches?

Absolutely. Also dwarfs and those with any blemishes.

- Would you feel happy smashing babies on rocks?

Certainly. Wouldn't you be happy doing the Lord's work?

- Do you believe there were only 62 generations of humans before Jesus?

Yes.

- Do you believe Christmas trees should be forbidden?

Yes, they are an abomination before God.

- Do you believe you must sell all of your possessions and give all the money to the poor if you are to acquire eternal life in Heaven?

Yes. I already did so. I then declared bankruptcy and started over.

- Why did Jesus say that Christian disciples should hate their parents? Does this not contradict the above point that God said that rebellious children should be put to death?

No. We must honor our parents (which means respect). You may hate your boss, but still show deference. Honoring and loving are not the same, while honoring and hating are not antonyms. (Big word, look it up.)

- Why did Jesus commend the beating of slaves?

Because they were not being obedient to their masters.

- Why did Jesus claim he did not come to Earth for peace, but to start wars?

Because Jesus tells the truth, dimwit.

- Would you make the personal sacrifice of self-castration to enter the kingdom of Heaven?

I'm a woman. That's a silly question, now isn't it?

- Do you turn to the church before hospital when you are sick?

Of course. How else would I find out whether I have a virus or a demon in my colon?

- Do you believe that women should remain silent in church and only learn from their husbands at home?

Yes.

- Why does Paul wish everyone was single like him? That can't be good for keeping the human race alive.

Do you consider overpopulation a good thing? Reproducing like rabbits or Mexican'ts isn't good for keeping the human race alive, either.

- Do you believe it is okay for me to greet each other with a kiss?

That question makes no sense. Are there multiple of you?

- Would you always give up whatever you own to whoever asks for it?

As mentioned before, I already did that.

Any more questions from other websites, little child?

[Seeker]

Re: A few questions...

And yet, God clearly tells us to "question all spirits," though I'm not able to produce the book and verse off the top of my head.

Are you stupid or just dumb? Did you ask God to discern the spirit here on LBC before typing in your info? What did he say? Personal. The books is Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John. They came close to saying the same things.

Why not answer a few of nebbiez's questions?
I'm rather interested to hear your explanations on many of them.

Lemme get this straight. You are asking me to answer to the OT God? How could I? I am not Moses!

But Jenny did a nice job.

See get out of the trap of AOG. They will be the first to send you to hell in a wicker basket. Amen.