Hello

[Scott M]

I just though I would introduce myself. I am a 19 year old student at the University of Toronto and a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church. I wouldn't consider myself a very good Christian as I have never fully read the bible only parts that look interesting. I guess I should say a few things for your mods to insult me on and tell me I'm going to burn in hell. I drink, gamble, play Suoer Mario Galaxy, and think people believing other religions are okay as long as they don't try to convert me.

[VictoryOS]

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I drink, gamble, play Suoer Mario Galaxy, and think people believing other religions are okay as long as they don't try to convert me.

Oh no, not another one of "those".

[Scott M]

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funny but your plan to trick me into being has failed. I will not have sex with you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So you are a lapsed mary worshiper who only pays attention to shiny objects, intoxicants and sin. I see....

Son, we take no pleasure in showing unsaved trash such as yourself how deep in sin they are. We are carrying out Christ's love and doing our utmost to steer you onto the path of Salvation©. The truth hurts sometimes, I know. But would'nt you rather avoid an eternity in hellfire? I know I would.

Start off by reading the only TRUE Word of God: KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible. Cover to cover, or day by day right HERE.

And if you really are a sodomite, don't even think about trying to make a pass at any True Christian™ men.

[VictoryOS]

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funny but your plan to trick me into being has failed. I will not have sex with you.

Nobody is trying to trick you but Satan, my friend. And even though I am looking for a husband, I do not go around fornicating with total strangers like some harlot.

By "those", I meant "drinking, gambling, false Christians". We are here to help you if you are willing to accept Jesus in your heart.

[Scott M]

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So you are a lapsed mary worshiper who only pays attention to shiny objects, intoxicants and sin. I see....

You should try being a littler nicer and maybe you might enjoy life instead of just being a jerk and insulting others.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You should try being a littler nicer and maybe you might enjoy life instead of just being a jerk and insulting others.

Son, if you want to continue to enjoy posting priviledges on God's favorite forum, then you'll need to use a more respectful tone. Don't they teach you any manners up there in Cannuckistan?

We aren't here to make freinds with queers and God-haters. We are here to Praise Jesus!!

By the way, did you know that God hates your cesspool of a country? Aren't you a little bit ashamed of THIS?

[Meserti]

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Scott, these fools are much to insecure to be friendly, they are afraid of their loving benevolent god and even though he is loving and benevolent they think he will give them small pox and make them flaccid. maybe thats why they are afraid, because of all their intolerance and hate they are accepted into hades.

they are afraid, they are stupid, I'll accept your religion (although these people are so full of ego they are impaired to do so). I'm Wiccan, my best friends are a Jewish Teen who helps the emotionally unstable and a European
goth artist, I don't think with my life and my ethics I am someone who isn't deserving of your damnation. well Scott, welcome to this broken down Lavatory of ego filled people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Scott, these fools are much to insecure to be friendly, they are afraid of their loving benevolent god and even though he is loving and benevolent they think he will give them small pox and make them flaccid. maybe thats why they are afraid, because of all their intolerance and hate they are accepted into hades.

they are afraid, they are stupid, I'll accept your religion (although these people are so full of ego they are impaired to do so). I'm Wiccan, my best friends are a Jewish Teen who helps the emotionally unstable and a European
goth artist, I don't think with my life and my ethics I am someone who isn't deserving of your damnation. well Scott, welcome to this broken down Lavatory of ego filled people.

That was a very hurtful, insensitive rant. I think you'd better show some respect to your hosts if you want to continue your posting priviledges.

By the way, we are blessed by your persecution of us.


Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[Meserti]

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awww, poor Eze, do you require a tissue or something?
well, I guess you deserved my insensitivity, you people are inane.
well, your persecution is deserving, other persecution you people create is unneeded, I don't think people think that a people that preach violence and rape are very Christian.

[JennyD]

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I'm going to burn in hell. I drink, gamble, play Suoer Mario Galaxy, and think people believing other religions are okay as long as they don't try to convert me.

What is Sewer Mary O'Galaxy? Is it some kind of Irish Catholic thing?

My parents prayed to Mary, the Roman version, but God smote them and delivered me to a good Christian orphanage. I pray that you will be so fortunate, young man.

funny but your plan to trick me into being has failed.

You exist because God created you, young friend, just as He created the universe about 6,000 years ago. I don't believe the good people here have tried to trick you into being; in fact, you clearly existed before you came here. How else could you come here to accuse them of trying to trick you into being?

Now, don't you feel silly?

[Scott M]

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You exist because God created you, young friend, just as He created the universe about 6,000 years ago. I don't believe the good people here have tried to trick you into being; in fact, you clearly existed before you came here. How else could you come here to accuse them of trying to trick you into being?

I don't remember were I was going with that I think I left out a word or two. I was quite drunk when I typed that. And as for the burning in hell part can you people stop misquoting me don't just quote part of a sentence to make it look like I said something else although it's pretty funny.

[Deaner]

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I'm Wiccan, my best friends are a Jewish Teen who helps the emotionally unstable and a European
goth artist

That is extremely messed up. How can a yid help emotionally unstable people; does she teach them how to be a victim and get compensated for anti-semitism? Does she tell them they don't have to feel guilty about murdering Christ; the Saviour of the human race?

And what about the goth artist; does he paint pictures of you casting spells and spitting blood on babies?

[JennyD]

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I don't remember were I was going with that I think I left out a word or two. I was quite drunk when I typed that. And as for the burning in hell part can you people stop misquoting me don't just quote part of a sentence to make it look like I said something else although it's pretty funny.

I quoted from the first word to the period, young Mary-worshipping fellow.

In English, you see, a period indicates the end of a sentence.

I quoted as much of a sentence as you provided. If you wished for something else to be quoted, perhaps you should have eased off on the liquor before posting online. All your wicked fantasies about group homo-sexual liaisons with the Pastors bubble to the surface when under the influence, I see. I chose not to quote that filth (which was a separate sentence anyway), as I saw no point in repeating for all to see what a disgusting, Godless pervert you are, or your intent to convert the Pastors to your feather-boa-wearing, John-Waters-loving, let's-go-homo-sexing ways. You've already made that point clear.

I'm sure the Pastors can help you get over your sinful perversions. Look, there's a whole section for you here. I've yet to explore it myself, but the thread titles certainly look promising.

[Scott M]

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I guess I should say a few things for your mods to insult me on and tell me I'm going to burn in hell. I drink, gamble, play Suoer Mario Galaxy, and think people believing other religions are okay as long as they don't try to convert me.

This would be the correct quote note the lack of period between "tell me" and "I'm going" yet you decided that there is one there. Forgot what you quoted or a terrible liar? As for calling me gay I fail to see the part were I mentioned this. You are just eager to point out gay were non exists and as much fun as gay bashing is its watered down a bit when you to it to everyone that comes to this forum.