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  • #31
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Brother Deaner has a Mullet which from our Church's perspective isn't classed a long hair . Exactly the same kind of Mullet Jesus had.
    He is no disgrace.
    Yes the bible has contradiction all over the place. Paul wasn't always right, I'm pretty sure Samson grew his hair long at some point and that guy was about as manly as one can get like when he kill 1000 men with a jawbone of a donkey.

    Isaiah 25:6 On this mountain the Lord almighty will prepare a feast of rich food for all peoples, a banquet of aged wine, the best of meats and the finest of wines.

    But if Alcohol is so wrong why would the Lord prepare a banquet of wine?

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    • #32
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
      MyQueerDad != Mr. Gay Dad
      Following "God's" commands? Wow... you actually feel happy about being too thick to think for yourself?

      And how dare I? Quite easily as a matter of a fact.
      You still don't deny the fact he has long hair.
      You follow the commandments so one doesn't end up burning in hell for eternity homer.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello

        Ok, Mr. Big Talking Heretic. I'd like to see you present proof of these so-called "contradictions". And before you start, let me point out that your opinion doesn't count.
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • #34
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Scott M View Post
          But if Alcohol is so wrong why would the Lord prepare a banquet of wine?
          Er, who told you alcohol is wrong?

          Jesus drank wine.

          Drunkenness, however, distracts us from our intended focus on God, and is therefore sinful.
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          • #35
            Re: Hello

            To be honest I don't believe hell even exists, it's just something christians use to brainwash thick people with, or children who wouldn't know any better...

            ...and... "homer"? what... are we talking about the simpsons now?

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            • #36
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
              Following "God's" commands? Wow... you actually feel happy about being too thick to think for yourself?
              Yes. Mao and David Koresh and Fred West and Howard Dean all thought for themselves and look where that got them. God'll keep you out of that kind of mess.

              You still don't deny the fact he has long hair.
              Faghdad, I prefer to take the beam out of my own eye before I point out the mote in my brother's. Can you say the same?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #37
                Re: Hello

                "Faghdad, I prefer to take the beam out of my own eye before I point out the mote in my brother's. Can you say the same?" ...???



                Speak properly please, then someone might be able to understand you.

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
                  "Faghdad, I prefer to take the beam out of my own eye before I point out the mote in my brother's. Can you say the same?" ...???



                  Speak properly please, then someone might be able to understand you.
                  I was making a reference to a very well-known Bible story, which any half-educated person would've picked up on. I must've forgotten I was talking to a savage sodomite. Read Matthew 7.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello

                    Brother Temperance is speaking words from the BIBLE. One cannot speak more properly than that.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
                      "Faghdad, I prefer to take the beam out of my own eye before I point out the mote in my brother's. Can you say the same?" ...???



                      Speak properly please, then someone might be able to understand you.
                      I believe he's making reference to a bible verse

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello

                        And yes upon further reading a drunkard is one of the worst things to be.

                        Ephesians 5:18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit

                        Isaiah 5:12 And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.

                        I apologize I realize now drunkenness is a terrible thing.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello

                          The bible is mostly fiction, the few parts that may have been true are severely exaggerated. The only reason I would read the bible would be when if I was depressed, it would make me laugh.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
                            The bible is mostly fiction, the few parts that may have been true are severely exaggerated.
                            Prove it.


                            Originally posted by I'mQueerDad View Post
                            The only reason I would read the bible would be when if I was depressed, it would make me laugh.
                            I'll bet you're depressed most of the time. I would be too if I were a hellbound fag.

                            It amazes me how you queers can sit back and criticize God's Holy Word without ever having read it.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hello

                              You know I can't prove it, just as I know you can't prove that it tells the truth.

                              I'm not hellbound and... i'm not homosexual (...i have to say this again?).

                              The only fire i'll be going in when I die is the one they cremate me in, even then I might just be buried and have maggots eat my body, the same goes for all of you.

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