Hi!

[Hayley]

Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!
I'm Hayley and my husband suggested this lovely website so I could converse with True Christians. He fears I may resort to being an atheist whore like the rest of my family, so he logged me into here so I could meet other Christians who were saved by the power of Christ!

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: Hi!

Welcome, and please answer the questions you were supposed to answer in your introduction.

What is your favorite bible verse?
What church do you go to?
What is your favorite flavor of pie?

Answer these, and again, welcome.

YIC,
Melvin K. Dobbs.

[Hayley]

Re: Hi!

Welcome, and please answer the questions you were supposed to answer in your introduction.

What is your favorite bible verse?
What church do you go to?
What is your favorite flavor of pie?

Answer these, and again, welcome.

YIC,
Melvin K. Dobbs.

Thank you for your warm welcome

My favorite verse is definitely “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” (Exodus 22:18)

I go to The People's Church here in Franklin with my husband.

And my favorite pie flavor is pumpkin.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi!

Welcome Hayley. You seem vaguely familiar. Have we met before?

Atheist whore you say? Could you please elaborate, and describe your sinful ways, preferably in excrutiating detail? Don't be shy, us Pastors have heard and seen it all before. (and so has God...)

One more thing: we use the King James Authorized Version (1611) around here, so you may want to put some real scripture in your signature.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Hayley]

Re: Hi!

Welcome Hayley. You seem vaguely familiar. Have we met before?

Atheist whore you say? Could you please elaborate, and describe your sinful ways, preferably in excrutiating detail? Don't be shy, us Pastors have heard and seen it all before. (and so has God...)

One more thing: we use the King James Authorized Version (1611) around here, so you may want to put some real scripture in your signature.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

I do not believe we have met, but it is very nice to meet you.

I was raised into a sinful, horrible atheist family and was extremely feminist until my husband saved me and introduced me to Christ.

I'm dreadfully embarrassed I remembered my favorite passage incorrectly! I suppose I need to brush up a lot more on my Bible studies, my husband and I use KJAV too. I fixed it immediately, thank you for correcting me.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hi!

I'm dreadfully embarrassed I remembered my favorite passage incorrectly! I suppose I need to brush up a lot more on my Bible studies, my husband and I use KJAV too.

I should hope so. The King James Bible is the ONLY true bible; straight from the Lord's beautiful plump lips.

[Hayley]

Re: Hi!

I should hope so. The King James Bible is the ONLY true bible; straight from the Lord's beautiful plump lips.

My husband was sure to hit me with it, as he should. I should know better than to recite God's words incorrectly.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi!

Hello Haley, welcome to the forum.

I too know the shame of coming from a secular feminazi background, and of indulging in carnal sins for no other reason than to mock God. Praise Jesus that we have repented!

Remember, you can always confide in a pastor here. They have seen and heard it all, and I know it brings them great joy to hear our testimonies as to how we found the Lord.

You can find a copy of the KJV Bible online here.

YIC,

Lycia

[ShadowusMaximus]

Re: Hi!

Hello brothers and sisters in Christ!
I'm Hayley and my husband suggested this lovely website so I could converse with True Christians. He fears I may resort to being an atheist whore like the rest of my family, so he logged me into here so I could meet other Christians who were saved by the power of Christ!

TESTIFY

[beaner whore]

Re: Hi!

Dearest Hayley, you seem like such a sweet girl. Perhaps you should talk to your family. No person deserves to be abused in any way. Your family can show you a different way at looking at your situation so you can make an informed decision about the path you would like your life to take.

Be safe.

With Light and Love,
Beamer

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi!

Dearest Hayley, you seem like such a sweet girl. Perhaps you should talk to your family. No person deserves to be abused in any way. Your family can show you a different way at looking at your situation so you can make an informed decision about the path you would like your life to take.

Be safe.

With Light and Love,
Beamer

Why are you trying to tempt this fine young lady onto the wide path to Hell?

Did Satan send you?

[beaner whore]

Re: Hi!

Why are you trying to tempt this fine young lady onto the wide path to Hell?

Did Satan send you?

No sir, satan did not send me. How could he when he's a made up entity?

[CaptainFool]

Re: Hi!

Dearest Hayley, you seem like such a sweet girl. Perhaps you should talk to your family. No person deserves to be abused in any way. Your family can show you a different way at looking at your situation so you can make an informed decision about the path you would like your life to take.

Be safe.

With Light and Love,
Beamer

I second this.

[barton]

Re: Hi!

No sir, satan did not send me. How could he when he's a made up entity?

Do you realize this is a Christian forum? Have a look at the site graphics at the top of every page here... habla "unsaved unwelcome"? Comprende, beaner?

[beaner whore]

Re: Hi!

Do you realize this is a Christian forum? Have a look at the site graphics at the top of every page here... habla "unsaved unwelcome"? Comprende, beaner?

Dear friend Barton, I am not unsaved! I have indeed been saved - by the freedom of my mind and my thoughts, by the love of those around me, by the beauty and simplicity of nature. You can be saved by anything as long as it's important to you and provides you with a positive energy. Maybe these things can someday save you too!

With Light and Love,
Beamer