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Greetings my newly found Brothers and Sisters in Christ Jesus the Almighty. As my name suggests I am a former Catholic sinner. This was not by choice as I had brainwashing beginning at the time of my birth. I spent years being trained to pray to statues and women, not to mention the counting of beads and lighting of candles I endured from both the church as well as the school I attended that was run by said church.
I was an altar boy many times and only by the grace of the Lord and Baby Jesus did my supple young hindquarters escape untouched by those in power. Praise be to God.
Yet it was a few years later that I knew that the Catholic church wasn't for me. After three knee replacements by the age of 12 from years of genuflecting and being threatened with corporal punishment from a woman of all things for suggesting she would better serve God and Jesus by getting in the kitchen and washing potatoes and making babies than wearing black (Wiccan/Satanist colors?) and living with other women in sin while acting as if she had authority in the church.
I was lost for a while, but all through that time I felt the Holy Spirit coursing through me, Hallelujah! My family disowned me for not going back to the catholic church as I simply said to them, "As it is written, 'tis better to have the Holy Spirit coursing through a wandering, lost man than to have the seed of a man coursing through a false churchgoing man".
Verily I say to you I am as a lost sheep who has lost his coat yet come home to find a sweater. Thank you all for your time, God bless all of you, Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and God bless America.
I was an altar boy many times and only by the grace of the Lord and Baby Jesus did my supple young hindquarters escape untouched by those in power. Praise be to God.
Yet it was a few years later that I knew that the Catholic church wasn't for me. After three knee replacements by the age of 12 from years of genuflecting and being threatened with corporal punishment from a woman of all things for suggesting she would better serve God and Jesus by getting in the kitchen and washing potatoes and making babies than wearing black (Wiccan/Satanist colors?) and living with other women in sin while acting as if she had authority in the church.
I was lost for a while, but all through that time I felt the Holy Spirit coursing through me, Hallelujah! My family disowned me for not going back to the catholic church as I simply said to them, "As it is written, 'tis better to have the Holy Spirit coursing through a wandering, lost man than to have the seed of a man coursing through a false churchgoing man".
Verily I say to you I am as a lost sheep who has lost his coat yet come home to find a sweater. Thank you all for your time, God bless all of you, Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and God bless America.
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