Samantha's Dillemma

[Samantha Felton]

Hello all. You all seem so noble and Christian, and I'm hoping that I can get some advice from such charitable souls.
Recently, a young, handsome man by the name of Tom forced himself upon me. It was a difficult experience, but I felt I could come to terms with it and do the good Christian thing. Marry this man, because I want to praise God every day of my life.
But my problem grew complex. I was raped two days later, before any appeasements could be made, and I now know not what to do.
Am I a whore for this? Should I marry the first or second man?
Please help me, because I know marrying them both is immoral and God would frown upon it.

[Nobar King]

Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

Marry the one who is a Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

You sound like a whore to me. What church do you attend? What does your daddy have to say about all this? He's the one who owns you...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

If you were not engaged to be wed before this Tom had his way with you, it is his responsibility under God's Law to marry you.

Therefore, after said rape, you were betrothed to Tom.

Did the second rape occur in the city, or in the country?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

Hi Samantha! Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™!

I'm sorry to say that you are a whore and your fornicating ways have significantly lessened the chances any poor men you've entangled will find Salvation. Luckily, there are things you can do to stop being a harlot. I suggest you read through that thread and follow all the advice in it very carefully.

Now, Rev. Rodimer's question is very pertinent to your situation. Since, after being raped by Tom, you were betrothed by him and decided to get yourself raped again, we need to look to Deuteronomy 22 for advice:

23If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
25But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
26But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
27For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.


I hope for your sake it happened in a field and you did attempt to cry out, otherwise you have committed a sin that is worthy of death. Of course, getting raped is still a sinful behavior, and you need to ask Jesus to forgive you for being a harlot ASAP.


To summarize, you need to marry Tom, stop being a harlot (read my helpful guide for tips!), and ask Jesus for forgiveness immediately! Praise Him!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

Hmmm you say Tom forced himself on you? Were not your thighs clamped close like the doors of Fort Knox, guarding the dripping Gold? You were raped two days later? Was it because you were sitting on a curb airing your womanly bits, filling the neighborhood with your stench?
That all sounds to me like you were a whore who seduced the innocent. First ones you knew than random mooslimes just off of a freighter. I think you have some serious explaining to do to God and all True Christians(tm). Your only hope is to come clean and expose your acts of harlotry in the hopes that Jesus will forgive you.

[Samantha Felton]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

I would like to thank you all for your kind words of advice. The second mand was Jewish, as it so happens, so he is no longer an option. Tom and I are officially betrothed, and my last name will soon be that of Malfoy. Never in my life have I been more glad. He is an honest and true man.

I have seen the error of my ways and I assure you all that every ankle length skirt I own has been burned and burned well. I have pleaded for my forgiveness and I believe it hath been bestowed upon me.

As to the comment about my father, I am deeply offended by this. My father is off doing his Christian duty and fighting Muslims. Please hold your tongue before you injure others who miss loved ones.

[kuribeibe]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

Yes, you are a whore. Get a whip and hit yourself ,until you are tired and maybe you should have no men in your life.

[Samantha Felton]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

Yes, you are a whore. Get a whip and hit yourself ,until you are tired and maybe you should have no men in your life.

You are directly spitting in the face of God, ma'am. I have made amends for my scurrilous actions and have been forgiven, but if I were to get rid of men in my life, I would be disobeying God. He wants me to marry Thomas because he was the first. And why would I whip myself? I do not enjoy such activities. Perhaps you are a sadomasochist? I don't believe that God will smile upon that either.

But I'm wide awake and doing homework with my love, so I really must be going. We are getting married mid-December. Wish us luck

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

As to the comment about my father, I am deeply offended by this. My father is off doing his Christian duty and fighting Muslims. Please hold your tongue before you injure others who miss loved ones.

I only see one comment about your father, and that was Pastor Ezekiel asking what your Daddy thinks of your wanton ways, then commenting that (Biblically speaking) your father owns you.

How is that offensive?

[Samantha Felton]

Re: Samantha's Dillemma

I only see one comment about your father, and that was Pastor Ezekiel asking what your Daddy thinks of your wanton ways, then commenting that (Biblically speaking) your father owns you.

How is that offensive?

You are right, sir. I just get so upset. I'm proud of him, but you understand that I miss him when he's away. I haven't seen him in over a year. He does own me, and I miss having him around to tell me what to do because he is a far better person than I.

And I did use the singular comment.