Hello, fellow True Christians!

[Sister Skittle]

Hello, it's so nice to find a forum where people share my views! My Godly husband found the site a while ago, but has only recently allowed me to register an account - he did not want my poor, female brain to be addled by too much internet, so he had to put a Godly Webchecker on the computer, so I can only visit True Christian websites.

I'm sixteen and I live in the Unsaved Kingdom. My satanic atheist parents died a few years ago in a Godly fire, and the Good Lord saw fit to rescuse me and place me in a True Christian orphanage, where I stayed until my dear husband found me.

He says that he knew from the moment he set eyes on me that I would make a good, obediant Christian wife, and he arranged to marry me the very next day! He was in such a rush, he even forgot to ask me! He's such a good husband to me, and so understanding. Being so young and having lived with satanic parents for so long, I am not a very good cook yet - I'm working really hard to get better, though! - and he only beats me a little bit when I burn his pie, which I hardly do at all anymore.

I'm already pregnant, and so glad to be making more Soldiers For Christ.

So, yes, that is about all, I think. Thank you so much for creating this website! It makes me smile to think of more Godly True Christians doing God's work.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello, fellow True Christians!

Hello, it's so nice to find a forum where people share my views! My Godly husband found the site a while ago, but has only recently allowed me to register an account - he did not want my poor, female brain to be addled by too much internet, so he had to put a Godly Webchecker on the computer, so I can only visit True Christian websites.

I'm sixteen and I live in the Unsaved Kingdom. My satanic atheist parents died a few years ago in a Godly fire, and the Good Lord saw fit to rescuse me and place me in a True Christian orphanage, where I stayed until my dear husband found me.

He says that he knew from the moment he set eyes on me that I would make a good, obediant Christian wife, and he arranged to marry me the very next day! He was in such a rush, he even forgot to ask me! He's such a good husband to me, and so understanding. Being so young and having lived with satanic parents for so long, I am not a very good cook yet - I'm working really hard to get better, though! - and he only beats me a little bit when I burn his pie, which I hardly do at all anymore.

I'm already pregnant, and so glad to be making more Soldiers For Christ.

So, yes, that is about all, I think. Thank you so much for creating this website! It makes me smile to think of more Godly True Christians doing God's work.

I would normally say "Welcome Sister" but by your own tongue you have admitted to being under age for these Godly Boards.
It's one thing being 16 and having a husband and child, this Jesus approves of. However, being here at 16 years is another matter.
I shall have to let a pastor make a ruling regarding your future with us.

May The Lord be with you

[MyQueerDad]

Re: Hello, fellow True Christians!

I'll have some pasta.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello, fellow True Christians!

I'll have some pasta.

You spell it P.A.S.T.O.R.
Do I have to shout at you too?

[JennyD]

Re: Hello, fellow True Christians!

Sister Talitha, did you notice how this "young lady's" story -- if indeed it's really a young lady at all -- sounds virtually identical to my upbringing?

I believe this may be the identity-thieving, black-maleing troll who stalked me from the orphanage and tried to tell dirty lies to those filthy hippies so he could black-male me for my pay the Church's tithe money!

If it is, HE is a 53-year-old obese Negro wanna-be pimp named Luther Ramjack who used to hang around outside the orphanage, trying to get the young Christian ladies within to "work" for him. I do hope it's not him. I'd hate to have to set the hippies' dogs on him again.

Schnauzers can be pretty vicious if trained to go for the right target.