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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2193

    #76
    Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    this is called the Quote button


    It enables you to reference the post you're replying to.
    He's a member of MENSA sister.

    Which curiously enough means 'thick/lacking cerebral sharpness' in Spanish.

    You've posted a charitable deed there sister Mitza.



    YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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    • Yea-tho-we-walk
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 390

      #77
      Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

      CaptainHATEFUL, all this is probably funny for you now, but when that day comes and you feel a tightning in your chest and fall to the floor in pain, Satan will tell his demons to began "fluffing" for your soon arrival to the lake of fire where he will throw you, your drugs, your bisexual lovers, your alleged three degrees and your so called IQ test, all into hell. You really need to get away from your nazi friends and read your only real friend, the King James Bible. (1611) Then you can be filled with love just like all of the Landover Baptists. Glory!

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      • silverspirit2001
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 49

        #78
        Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

        I once was a member of that satanic institution MENSA, but have properly submitted myself, I hope, to the authority and wisdom of the True Church, and its male members.

        Recalling my sinful days, and my degree in the false doctrine of astrophysics, never did I fail to mention my degree as a source of authority. Yet the heretic Captainawesome does not mention the degrees he proclaims! And more, he proclaims his IQ, but fails to mention which scale was used!?

        I humbly submit, he may be telling the devils truth, trying to use pride and arrogance as weapons.

        Oh brothers and sisters, ignore this heathen, his tongue drips such lies.

        And the tongue [is] a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell. James 3:6


        Well back to my prayer for those who like gay sex. Our Father

        Thank you for condemning those who defile where we defecate,
        Such is a vile crime against man, and you my loving Lord.
        Let their tongues lick the unholy places, For soon they shall curse with them as they face a just punishment.
        But let the tongues of fire from the holy spirit enter me and my brethren, as you did for the disciples.

        Amen
        Last edited by silverspirit2001; 12-10-2010, 12:44 AM. Reason: poor spacing

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        • DeadMan89
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2010
          • 107

          #79
          Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

          DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME! Good work for putting these knuckle-dragging, self righteous assholes in their place. 2 THUMBS UP

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #80
            Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

            Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
            DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME! Good work for putting these knuckle-dragging, self righteous assholes in their place. 2 THUMBS UP
            So yall are in it together then is that it? You some sort of homosexual too?
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • LordHaveMercy
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 171

              #81
              Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

              Beware the angry german!

              Is it any wonder that they start world wars every so often? I though not. See how easily he gets enraged?
              He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
              God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #82
                Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

                Originally posted by captainJACKASS View Post
                You pompous pretentious w*hore!!

                Who the fwck do you think you are looking down at me like that!
                It's nice to see an atheist demonstrate what kind of person you all really are. Vulgar, rude, and sexist.

                No wonder God hates you. No wonder you people are the least trusted minority in the United States.

                Did you know that more people would rather have a homosexual as President than an atheist?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #83
                  Re: You fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters

                  Originally posted by captainHATEFUL View Post
                  "Three experiments to prove the earth is flat"
                  "Smoking marijuana makes you gay"
                  "being black is a curse"

                  piffle ME you guys are beyond retarded! It astounds me that people like you actually exist in today's civilised world. You preach love and peace, yet you go out of your way to ate most of the human race. NOTHING but hypocrites, and retarded simple minded ones at that.

                  The one thing that Christianity has going for it is an incredibly old, large, and financially powerful promotional instutution. Whether Catholic or Protestant, churches get lots of money donated to them, and that money is used to promote a belief system that for millions, is just fine and dandy, but in the wrong hands, is miserable. Christianity is so powerful that it's paradigms have been the norm for centuries. Artists, Scientists, Doctors, Philosophers, and freethinkers have all felt the wrath of Christianity, especially when they challenged the official church-mandated paradigms of their day. Christianity has been controlling people for so long, that most people take it and it's philosophy for granted, even though when you seriously apply logic and scientific investigation to it, it falls apart into a series of logical fallacies and assertions without proof.

                  If there actually was a Hell, you fascist, deluded, queer bashing racist cooters would be the first in the piffleing queue.....

                  "Religion is nothing but science for retards.
                  Dear Godmocking Whore;

                  Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                  Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                  5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                  5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                  Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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