[Mousegirl]

Re: Naming kids after "Twilight" characters

[QUOTE=X-treme Zealotry;652828

So next time you think maybe you'll name your kid "Elisha" name him "My God is Salvation" instead.[/QUOTE]


THat'd be extreemly weird during role call on the first day of school XD

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Naming kids after "Twilight" characters

If he goes to public school, where they teach Darwinism, then when the Christians beat him up they can say they're "just Cullen the herd"!

[X-treme Zealotry]

Re: Naming kids after "Twilight" characters

THat'd be extreemly weird during role call on the first day of school XD

It would send a proper message.

The puritans had lots of great names like this, such as Praise-God Barebone (rumor has it his name was supposed to be Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone...I can seed how the latter would have been awkward).

[Mousegirl]

Re: Naming kids after "Twilight" characters

I did not know that. I guess you learn something new everyday huh?

[LuciferTheGreat]

Re: Naming kids after "Twilight" characters

In my opinion you should not call thou art childith Edward Cullen because he is a blood sucking vampire and is shuned form the depths of the earth like the lepers

therefore in my belief if you want to name your child anything at all may it be now renamed to lucifer...

as your child will prosper in life itself and christ will get drunk and beat the slut we call Mary Magdelene because this is the Christian way! AKA This Is Sparta

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Naming kids after "Twilight" characters

It would send a proper message.

The puritans had lots of great names like this, such as Praise-God Barebone (rumor has it his name was supposed to be Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone...I can seed how the latter would have been awkward).

Barebone? These days, in our perverse society, that'd likely be the last name of a porn "star".