Unsaved Trash?????

[Miss Anfield]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

I don't appreciate the "Unsaved Trash" label by my username, praise Jesus! If there's one thing I ain't, it's trash, and if there's one thing I is, it's saved! Hallelujah! I believe in the real Jesus, I love the True Christian brothers and sisters, and I hate all the right people (like Catholics, Jews, Queers, Mormons and Democrats).

I don't let my wife work, and she don't wear pants either. I beat my kids when they don't do right, and I make them go to church 4 times a week, so don't tell me I ain't saved, by god.

Not only am I saved, but I'm sanctified Holy and filled with the Holy Ghost and fire too, glory to God!

Dearest Brother,

I know its not my place to say anything as yet as I am new here, same as you, yet we are unsaved and trash until we have shown both the Lord and True Christians that we are not. We should be thankful we are allowed on here with a hope to joining thier ranks and to show such contempt at such an early stage of your trail of forgiveness is surely a sin.

I hope bot you and I do end up saved but I fear for your path, I will pray for you.

Kind regards

Christine x

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

As a REAL True Christian, I also believe that a camel can't squeeze its big ass through the eye of a needle, either.

Praise! That's why you need to donate your wordly goods to Landover. Preferably before you hit the strychnine.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

I hate all the right people (like Catholics, Jews, Queers, Mormons and Democrats).

What about your family? I certainly hope you hate them too, as Jesus commands.
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters,
Yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Luke 14:26

I don't let my wife work, and she don't wear pants either. I beat my kids when they don't do right, and I make them go to church 4 times a week, so don't tell me I ain't saved, by god.

Remember that we aren't Saved because of works.
You seem to boast of your works.. But works don't make a man Saved.

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags;
And we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
Isaiah 64:6

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves:
It is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Ephesians 2:8-9

Same with your signs..
Signs DO NOT make a man Saved, but a Saved man may display signs.
Signs can even be faked - as it is with most pentecostal churches where they even teach people "how to talk in tongues"..

Works are a product of faith, like fruit is the product of a tree.
Anyone who does works to try and be righteous through them -
He isn't saved. Salvation is not of works. (Galatians 2:16)


And like you, many will, even before God - say their works and signs are proof that they are Saved.
But not all signs, wonders and miracles, are of God even though they may appear to be. For even satan Himself is transformed into an angel of light. (2 Corinthians 11:14-15)

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name?
And in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:21-22

And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you:
Depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Matthew 7:23

As a REAL True Christian, I also believe that a camel can't squeeze its big ass through the eye of a needle, either.

True.
But the Holy Bible also says:
Praise ye the LORD. Blessed is the man that feareth the LORD, that delighteth greatly in his commandments.
His seed shall be mighty upon earth: the generation of the upright shall be blessed.
Wealth and riches shall be in his house: and his righteousness endureth for ever.
Psalm 112:1-3

I have been young, and now am old;
Yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.
Psalm 37:25

[Brother Beeter]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

Mister Beeter (I'm sorry, but no Pennycostal is a brother of a Christian), I'm sure we at Landover would be more than happy to have you come for a visit and demonstrate the power of your faith.

I'll prepare a selection of special Kool-Aids from which you may choose, and perhaps we can arrange for a few Ebola patients for you to cure.

Barring all else, we can certainly get you some Drano to drink. After all, it shall not hurt you.

When should we expect your visit?

I'll come to Landover when you buy me a ticket. As a REAL True Christian, I also believe that a camel can't squeeze its big ass through the eye of a needle, either.

Have your Drano ready, baby; it certainly won't be the first time I've swallowed that heavenly potion. I'll bring my own strychnine and rattler if I can get them through airport security.

[JennyD]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

I'm a member of the Full Gospel Fire-Baptized Pentecostal Church of God in Christ With Signs Following, in Cracker Hollow, KY. We're one of the only True churches in the world!

While you're counting your jots and tittles, I suggest you read Mark 16:17-18, which states, "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name they shall cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues. They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." These were Jesus’ last words on earth.

Do signs follow belivers at Landover Baptist Church?

Mister Beeter (I'm sorry, but no Pennycostal is a brother of a Christian), I'm sure we at Landover would be more than happy to have you come for a visit and demonstrate the power of your faith.

I'll prepare a selection of special Kool-Aids from which you may choose, and perhaps we can arrange for a few Ebola patients for you to cure.

Barring all else, we can certainly get you some Drano to drink. After all, it shall not hurt you.

When should we expect your visit?

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

We don't kiss snakes either, Cletus.

Trousers or otherwise. Ahem.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

I'm a member of the Full Gospel Fire-Baptized Pentecostal Church of God in Christ With Signs Following, in Cracker Hollow, KY. We're one of the only True churches in the world!

While you're counting your jots and tittles, I suggest you read Mark 16:17-18, which states, "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name they shall cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues. They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." These were Jesus’ last words on earth.

Do signs follow belivers at Landover Baptist Church?

We don't kiss snakes either, Cletus.

[Brother V]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

I'm a member of the Full Gospel Fire-Baptized Pentecostal Church of God in Christ With Signs Following, in Cracker Hollow, KY. We're one of the only True churches in the world!

While you're counting your jots and tittles, I suggest you read Mark 16:17-18, which states, "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name they shall cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues. They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." These were Jesus’ last words on earth.

Do signs follow belivers at Landover Baptist Church?

Friend, as a possible True Christian(tm) you should just wait patiently for your background CHECK to clear... if you catch my drift.

[Brother Beeter]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

I'm a member of the Full Gospel Fire-Baptized Pentecostal Church of God in Christ With Signs Following, in Cracker Hollow, KY. We're one of the only True churches in the world!

While you're counting your jots and tittles, I suggest you read Mark 16:17-18, which states, "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name they shall cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues. They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." These were Jesus’ last words on earth.

Do signs follow belivers at Landover Baptist Church?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

I don't appreciate the "Unsaved Trash" label by my username, praise Jesus! If there's one thing I ain't, it's trash, and if there's one thing I is, it's saved! Hallelujah! I believe in the real Jesus, I love the True Christian brothers and sisters, and I hate all the right people (like Catholics, Jews, Queers, Mormons and Democrats).

I don't let my wife work, and she don't wear pants either. I beat my kids when they don't do right, and I make them go to church 4 times a week, so don't tell me I ain't saved, by god.

Not only am I saved, but I'm sanctified Holy and filled with the Holy Ghost and fire too, glory to God!

Your attempts at mocking True Christians™ by making us out to be a bunch of hateful dummys is not going to win you any points with Jesus. We all pride ourselves on using proper grammar as the Bible commands.

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

You sound like some kind of bigot. What denomination are you supposed to be?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

All users start out as "Unsaved Trash" to Landover.

The only way you can change that is by clicking the PayPal button and giving these gold-diggers 10% of your income (Yet they refuse to help any charities-I suggest they listen to what happened to Annias and Sapphira)

[JennyD]

Re: Unsaved Trash?????

We, as Godly Christians, naturally assume the worst until you prove otherwise. Simply popping in and claiming to be a child of God isn't enough, sir.

Everyone who joins receives the same title until the Pastors complete their investigation and determine that they are not UnSaved.

[Brother Beeter]

I don't appreciate the "Unsaved Trash" label by my username, praise Jesus! If there's one thing I ain't, it's trash, and if there's one thing I is, it's saved! Hallelujah! I believe in the real Jesus, I love the True Christian brothers and sisters, and I hate all the right people (like Catholics, Jews, Queers, Mormons and Democrats).

I don't let my wife work, and she don't wear pants either. I beat my kids when they don't do right, and I make them go to church 4 times a week, so don't tell me I ain't saved, by god.

Not only am I saved, but I'm sanctified Holy and filled with the Holy Ghost and fire too, glory to God!