Explain The Following:

[Necromancer]

Alright, so I get an understanding of something, ya know, why my life is slowly going to hell.

I at least want these following questions answered, before, ya know, i burn in hell.


1.
During the crusades, the Knights Templar killed in the name of God. Why did the Christians begin war during that time period?

2.
When did everything change to Christianity. My reason for asking is this: Greeks had gods that personified items around them, same as Romans and same as Egyptians. When did the Christian folk decided to kick them out and say we have one "god" And same goes for Islam! Islam claims one god. Yet most of that area was under control (Ironic) by Egypt and such.

3.
I'm already dammed to hell, or so I've been told for not believing in any of this. Is there any chance you can give me a tour?

4.
Why do you think the Earth is flat?

5.
What makes Christians right, actually rather, what makes that book you call a Bible right?

6.
Thank you.

[Lisa H]

Re: Explain The Following:

This is supposed to be you introduction to tell about you.

Please go and join a Satan worshiping forum if you hate God so much.

[Necromancer]

Re: Explain The Following:

Lisa your mistaken, I don't hate God.

I want to know the facts. I want someone to explain it to me.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Explain The Following:

Alright, so I get an understanding of something, ya know, why my life is slowly going to hell.

I at least want these following questions answered, before, ya know, i burn in hell.


1.
During the crusades, the Knights Templar killed in the name of God. Why did the Christians begin war during that time period?

Catholics are not Christians. They worship Mary, wear black robes, and rape little boys.

2.
When did everything change to Christianity. My reason for asking is this: Greeks had gods that personified items around them, same as Romans and same as Egyptians. When did the Christian folk decided to kick them out and say we have one "god" And same goes for Islam! Islam claims one god. Yet most of that area was under control (Ironic) by Egypt and such.

Not everything changed to Christianity. There are a very few True Christians(tm) in the world, and they pretty much all go to Landover Baptist Church, with very few exceptions.

3.
I'm already dammed to hell, or so I've been told for not believing in any of this. Is there any chance you can give me a tour?

Don't be so eager. You will have plenty of time to be raped by Satan's minions in the Lake of Fire.

4.
Why do you think the Earth is flat?

Job 38:13 13 That it might take hold of the ENDS OF THE EARTH, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?


Jeremiah 16:19 19 O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ENDS OF THE EARTH, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.


Isaiah 11:12 12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH.


Revelation 6:13 (King James Version) 13And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.


Revelation 7:1 (King James Version) 1And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.


Daniel 4:10-11 (King James Version) 10Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great. 11The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:


Matthew 4:8 (King James Version) 8Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

5.
What makes Christians right, actually rather, what makes that book you call a Bible right?

It is God's Word, and God is always right.

6.
Thank you.

I would say you're welcome, but the unsaved are unwelcome.

[Lisa H]

Re: Explain The Following:

Lisa your mistaken, I don't hate God.

I want to know the facts. I want someone to explain it to me.

With a name like Necromancer, it is not God loving.

I suggest you actually read the King James Bible to find how to love the Lord.

[Necromancer]

Re: Explain The Following:

Why true I am not religious, I'm not against anything.

Actually Lisa your quite beautiful. And I'm happy my questions got answered.

Now do you believe in the whole West Boro Baptist thing?

[Lisa H]

Re: Explain The Following:

Why true I am not religious, I'm not against anything.

Actually Lisa your quite beautiful. And I'm happy my questions got answered.

Now do you believe in the whole West Boro Baptist thing?

This Landover Baptist Church Not Westboro Baptist.

The most obivious is the logo on the webpage

[Necromancer]

Re: Explain The Following:

No no no, not what I meant.

There is the West Boro Baptist, the real crazies who picket funerals? I'm asking if anyone believes in that. I believe the dead should be allowed to rest.

Also, what are true Christan stands on:

Homosexuality
Obama
Americas Doom

I'm asking because I like to read facts to make my own path.

[Lisa H]

Re: Explain The Following:

No no no, not what I meant.

There is the West Boro Baptist, the real crazies who picket funerals? I'm asking if anyone believes in that. I believe the dead should be allowed to rest.

People crazy enough to join Westboro Baptist do. Westboro Baptist are just false Christians who hate God and are obsessed with fags because they are repressed homers.

Also, what are true Christan stands on:

Homosexuality
Obama
Americas Doom

I'm asking because I like to read facts to make my own path.

There are many interesting forum topics on these topics. Basically we follow the King James Bible and what it teaches us.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Explain The Following:

Alright, so I get an understanding of something, ya know, why my life is slowly going to hell.

I at least want these following questions answered, before, ya know, i burn in hell.


1.
During the crusades, the Knights Templar killed in the name of God. Why did the Christians begin war during that time period?

As has been mentioned, Catholics aren't Christians. However, the Catholics wished to regain the Holy Land from the Islamofascists, who by then had built a mosque on the site of the Temple in Jerusalem.

2.
When did everything change to Christianity. My reason for asking is this: Greeks had gods that personified items around them, same as Romans and same as Egyptians. When did the Christian folk decided to kick them out and say we have one "god" And same goes for Islam! Islam claims one god. Yet most of that area was under control (Ironic) by Egypt and such.

The Roman Empire became Christian under Constantine.

3.
I'm already dammed to hell, or so I've been told for not believing in any of this. Is there any chance you can give me a tour?

No. How does one tour a vast Lake of Fire, exactly?

4.
Why do you think the Earth is flat?

I don't. The Bible is vague on the exact shape of the planet; fortunately, this is not salvation issue.

One understanding of the Bible's descriptions of the planet is this:

5.
What makes Christians right, actually rather, what makes that book you call a Bible right?

It's God's Word.

God is all-knowing and all-powerful. If the book were wrong, He would know it, and He could fix anything wrong in every Bible in existence in an instant. The Bible says what it says, therefore it must be right.

6.
Thank you.

You're welcome. Manners are so rare these days; very refreshing, even coming from a necrophiliac like yourself.

[Everyones Hero]

Re: Explain The Following:

2. When did everything change to Christianity. My reason for asking is this: Greeks had gods that personified items around them, same as Romans and same as Egyptians. When did the Christian folk decided to kick them out and say we have one "god" And same goes for Islam! Islam claims one god. Yet most of that area was under control (Ironic) by Egypt and such.

I'm kinda new at this (I was just saved. My check is in the mail guys, it should be there soon!) but I'll give it a shot.

Everyone converted to Christianity when an angel came down from heaven & told Constantine to force everyone to switch or face the wrath of God. Therefore everyone became a Christian.

3.
I'm already dammed to hell, or so I've been told for not believing in any of this. Is there any chance you can give me a tour?

Have you ever worked in retail or a sewage treatment facility? Imagine working retail in a sewage treatment facility. It's kind of like that.

4.
Why do you think the Earth is flat?

We don't think it, we know it. Have you not tried any of Rev. Jim Osborne's experiments? They are foolproof experiments that should be enough "scientific" proof to prove that the earth is flat... and round... like a silver dollar.

5.
What makes Christians right, actually rather, what makes that book you call a Bible right?

Because it is God's word & God is all-knowing. I stayed in a hotel (prior to being saved) & in the cover it said to call so & so at this number for a good time. I called the number & I had a FANTASTIC time. So therefore the good book is right.

6.
Thank you.

Don't thank me. Only a check written for your certificate of salvation can save you.

[Necromancer]

Re: Explain The Following:

I'm no Necro, actually to be truthful and redeem myself I chose this name rather to be simply aggravating.

But thank you for your answers. And to be honest with you Rev. I liked the picture you posted. It also gives me my idea of what it is like. See, I know this isn't holy but I believe that Hell has many layers to it, I believe Hell is a Kingdom and Satan, the fallen, has an Army, along with, God who has an Army and the Kingdom.

See, I take a medieval twist on it, because there is no denying the power of religion during the Darkages. Its fact.

[Everyones Hero]

Re: Explain The Following:

I'm no Necro, actually to be truthful and redeem myself I chose this name rather to be simply aggravating.

But thank you for your answers. And to be honest with you Rev. I liked the picture you posted. It also gives me my idea of what it is like. See, I know this isn't holy but I believe that Hell has many layers to it, I believe Hell is a Kingdom and Satan, the fallen, has an Army, along with, God who has an Army and the Kingdom.

See, I take a medieval twist on it, because there is no denying the power of religion during the Darkages. Its fact.

There are no "layers" in hell. Either you reach salvation & go onto eternal happiness or you rot in hell for all eternity. But seeing as your version of eternal happiness is likely sleeping with dead people they might have to make a new section especially for you.

[Necromancer]

Re: Explain The Following:

You know everyones hero, I came here with the same intent of upsetting people, but I changed my mind after the nice response I got from the Rev that posted here.

I would think you can be nice as well. I'm treating people with respect thus far.

[Lisa H]

Re: Explain The Following:

There are no "layers" in hell. Either you reach salvation & go onto eternal happiness or you rot in hell for all eternity. But seeing as your version of eternal happiness is likely sleeping with dead people they might have to make a new section especially for you.

While I will acknowledge your enthusiastic approach for your love of the Lord, I will have to correct you on your error

Necromancy (pronounced /ˈnɛkrɵmænsi/; Greek νεκρομαντεία nekromanteia, via Latin necromantia) is a form of magic in which the practitioner seeks to summon the spirit of a deceased person, either as an apparition or ghost, or to raise them bodily, for the purpose of divination.