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  • servinthelord
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    • Dec 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Greetings Christians!

    A friend from church turned me on to this intersite, and after reading some of the posts, I really agree with what you folks are doin here. I don't often go on the internet web because our pastor has told us that technology is the gateway to all evil, but I sought his council and he told me this site was full of pure intentions and good people. So maybe now I'll have a reason to dial on to the internet web.

    Praise the lord!
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Greetings Christians!

    Welcome friend!

    Not to worry, this is God's favorite forum and His IT staff works around the clock to keep Christians safe from the depravity found elsewhere on the Interweb.

    Tell us about yourself. Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life? When did you realize you were a filthy sinner on a slip-n-slide to Hell without the salvation of Christ? Married? If not, why not?

    In Him
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • servinthelord
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      • Dec 2010
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      #3
      Re: Greetings Christians!

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Tell us about yourself. Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life? When did you realize you were a filthy sinner on a slip-n-slide to Hell without the salvation of Christ? Married? If not, why not?

      In Him
      Hello brother Porter! Thank you for your reply! Yes I am married, me and my wife met in church choir when we were 18. I was raised in the church and was fortunate enough to never have my mind poisoned by any views or opinions from outside the church. (my parents never owned a TV or let us read any books besides the bible; and i"m thankful every day) I was home schooled with the word of God and a strict father. I hope someday soon I can raise my children in the same way i was fortunate enough to be raised.

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951

        #4
        Re: Greetings Christians!

        Hey there! Welcome to GOD's favourite forum.

        Tell me, why is your avatar not a picture of your face? I like to see who I am talking to! Also what Church do you attend, and where do you live?

        Glad to hear you are married, has your wife bore you any children yet? How long have you been married?
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14446

          #5
          Re: Greetings Christians!

          Hello Mr. inthelord - I was wondering how many times a day your "Pastor" demands prayer? Would it happen to be 5 or something?

          You didn't say much about him..

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          • servinthelord
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            • Dec 2010
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            #6
            Re: Greetings Christians!

            Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
            Hey there!

            Tell me, why is your avatar not a picture of your face? I like to see who I am talking to! Also what Church do you attend, and where do you live?

            Glad to hear you are married, has your wife bore you any children yet? How long have you been married?
            Hello nice to meet you!

            I would have a picture of my face, but as I said we frown on most modern technology and the only pictures I have of myself are developed on paper, and I certainly can't post those now can I?

            Instead I downloaded this picture of Christ our lord from a search my wife performed with the google doohickey for "wholesome Christian avatar"

            And unfortunately the lord has yet to bless us with children, we have been married a whole 2 months and still no luck. although we pray every night for Jesus to deem us worthy enough to bring more Christian souls to his world. I suspect my wife may need to repent harder.

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            • servinthelord
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              • Dec 2010
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              #7
              Re: Greetings Christians!

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              Hello Mr. inthelord - I was wondering how many times a day your "Pastor" demands prayer? Would it happen to be 5 or something?

              You didn't say much about him..
              No mam! I'm not sure why you put Pastor in quotations, do you not call your church leaders by their title? it is after all in the bible:

              Ephesians 4:11 - Paul wrote "And He gave some as apostles, and some as prophets, and some as evangelists, and some as pastors and teachers"

              And Pastor Jacobs does not demand us to pray. The lord does.


              and i forgot to answer -WinnerNotSinner-'s question:
              i go to Bethlehem Baptists church in Minnesota

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14446

                #8
                Re: Greetings Christians!

                Originally posted by servinthelord View Post
                No mam! I'm not sure why you put Pastor in quotations, do you not call your church leaders by their title? it is after all in the bible:

                Ephesians 4:11 - Paul wrote "And He gave some as apostles, and some as prophets, and some as evangelists, and some as pastors and teachers"

                And Pastor Jacobs does not demand us to pray. The lord does.


                and i forgot to answer -WinnerNotSinner-'s question:
                i go to Bethlehem Baptists church in Minnesota
                The teaching you have received at this Jacobs' hands seems rather marshmallowy doesn't it. It has taught you to celebrate "Pastor Jacobs" above GOD in awarding his name only Proper status. The Name of THE LORD you have demoted to a common noun, in the same category as "carpet" or "sewer" or "vomit" or "idol" and reveals you as someone who ought to contact The Pastoral Team for assessment.

                I CORINTHIANS 4:6 And these things, brethren, I haue in a figure transferred to my selfe, and to Apollo, for your sakes: that ye might learne in vs not to thinke of men, aboue that which is written, that no one of you bee puffed vp for one against another.
                ©1611

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                • Janine Walker
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 420

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings Christians!

                  Originally posted by servinthelord View Post
                  (my parents never owned a TV or let us read any books besides the bible; and i"m thankful every day) I was home schooled with the word of God and a strict father. I hope someday soon I can raise my children in the same way i was fortunate enough to be raised.
                  If that is truly the case then please would you elaborate on why you have such a hard time with simple English skills and grammar? The bible should have taught you better than that. Also, capitalize our savior's name ALWAYS.

                  Something is wrong about you and I have a feeling that you are an atheist in disguise. If that is the case just come out of your closet and we will help you repent for being a homosexual pagan-loving close-minded individual.

                  Janine Walker

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                  • Brother Harold Porter
                    Landover Senior Outreach
                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 8236

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings Christians!

                    Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                    If that is truly the case then please would you elaborate on why you have such a hard time with simple English skills and grammar? The bible should have taught you better than that. Also, capitalize our savior's name ALWAYS.

                    Something is wrong about you and I have a feeling that you are an atheist in disguise. If that is the case just come out of your closet and we will help you repent for being a homosexual pagan-loving close-minded individual.

                    Janine Walker
                    Now now, let's give him a chance. Even True Christians™ that love Jesus with all our hearts occasionally slip up with grammar and capitalization.

                    In Jesus
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • Janine Walker
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 420

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings Christians!

                      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                      Now now, let's give him a chance. Even True Christians™ that love Jesus with all our hearts occasionally slip up with grammar and capitalization.

                      In Jesus
                      Very true, it's just so hard for me to not get very upset from reading all these messages from atheists that directly insult the Lord, Jesus Christ.

                      I try very hard to not get upset but the love I have for Lord is far greater than anything else in my life.

                      By the way, thank you for adding me to as a friend! It's great to have more lovers of God as friends!

                      Janine Walker

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