Greetings Christians!

[servinthelord]

A friend from church turned me on to this intersite, and after reading some of the posts, I really agree with what you folks are doin here. I don't often go on the internet web because our pastor has told us that technology is the gateway to all evil, but I sought his council and he told me this site was full of pure intentions and good people. So maybe now I'll have a reason to dial on to the internet web.

Praise the lord!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings Christians!

Welcome friend!

Not to worry, this is God's favorite forum and His IT staff works around the clock to keep Christians safe from the depravity found elsewhere on the Interweb.

Tell us about yourself. Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life? When did you realize you were a filthy sinner on a slip-n-slide to Hell without the salvation of Christ? Married? If not, why not?

In Him

[servinthelord]

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Tell us about yourself. Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life? When did you realize you were a filthy sinner on a slip-n-slide to Hell without the salvation of Christ? Married? If not, why not?

In Him

Hello brother Porter! Thank you for your reply! Yes I am married, me and my wife met in church choir when we were 18. I was raised in the church and was fortunate enough to never have my mind poisoned by any views or opinions from outside the church. (my parents never owned a TV or let us read any books besides the bible; and i"m thankful every day) I was home schooled with the word of God and a strict father. I hope someday soon I can raise my children in the same way i was fortunate enough to be raised.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Greetings Christians!

Hey there! Welcome to GOD's favourite forum.

Tell me, why is your avatar not a picture of your face? I like to see who I am talking to! Also what Church do you attend, and where do you live?

Glad to hear you are married, has your wife bore you any children yet? How long have you been married?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello Mr. inthelord - I was wondering how many times a day your "Pastor" demands prayer? Would it happen to be 5 or something?

You didn't say much about him..

[servinthelord]

Re: Greetings Christians!

Hey there!

Tell me, why is your avatar not a picture of your face? I like to see who I am talking to! Also what Church do you attend, and where do you live?

Glad to hear you are married, has your wife bore you any children yet? How long have you been married?

Hello nice to meet you!

I would have a picture of my face, but as I said we frown on most modern technology and the only pictures I have of myself are developed on paper, and I certainly can't post those now can I?

Instead I downloaded this picture of Christ our lord from a search my wife performed with the google doohickey for "wholesome Christian avatar"

And unfortunately the lord has yet to bless us with children, we have been married a whole 2 months and still no luck. although we pray every night for Jesus to deem us worthy enough to bring more Christian souls to his world. I suspect my wife may need to repent harder.

[servinthelord]

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Hello Mr. inthelord - I was wondering how many times a day your "Pastor" demands prayer? Would it happen to be 5 or something?

You didn't say much about him..

No mam! I'm not sure why you put Pastor in quotations, do you not call your church leaders by their title? it is after all in the bible:

Ephesians 4:11 - Paul wrote "And He gave some as apostles, and some as prophets, and some as evangelists, and some as pastors and teachers"

And Pastor Jacobs does not demand us to pray. The lord does.


and i forgot to answer -WinnerNotSinner-'s question:
i go to Bethlehem Baptists church in Minnesota

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings Christians!

No mam! I'm not sure why you put Pastor in quotations, do you not call your church leaders by their title? it is after all in the bible:

Ephesians 4:11 - Paul wrote "And He gave some as apostles, and some as prophets, and some as evangelists, and some as pastors and teachers"

And Pastor Jacobs does not demand us to pray. The lord does.


and i forgot to answer -WinnerNotSinner-'s question:
i go to Bethlehem Baptists church in Minnesota

The teaching you have received at this Jacobs' hands seems rather marshmallowy doesn't it. It has taught you to celebrate "Pastor Jacobs" above GOD in awarding his name only Proper status. The Name of THE LORD you have demoted to a common noun, in the same category as "carpet" or "sewer" or "vomit" or "idol" and reveals you as someone who ought to contact The Pastoral Team for assessment.

I CORINTHIANS 4:6 And these things, brethren, I haue in a figure transferred to my selfe, and to Apollo, for your sakes: that ye might learne in vs not to thinke of men, aboue that which is written, that no one of you bee puffed vp for one against another.
©1611

[Janine Walker]

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(my parents never owned a TV or let us read any books besides the bible; and i"m thankful every day) I was home schooled with the word of God and a strict father. I hope someday soon I can raise my children in the same way i was fortunate enough to be raised.

If that is truly the case then please would you elaborate on why you have such a hard time with simple English skills and grammar? The bible should have taught you better than that. Also, capitalize our savior's name ALWAYS.

Something is wrong about you and I have a feeling that you are an atheist in disguise. If that is the case just come out of your closet and we will help you repent for being a homosexual pagan-loving close-minded individual.

Janine Walker

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings Christians!

If that is truly the case then please would you elaborate on why you have such a hard time with simple English skills and grammar? The bible should have taught you better than that. Also, capitalize our savior's name ALWAYS.

Something is wrong about you and I have a feeling that you are an atheist in disguise. If that is the case just come out of your closet and we will help you repent for being a homosexual pagan-loving close-minded individual.

Janine Walker

Now now, let's give him a chance. Even True Christians™ that love Jesus with all our hearts occasionally slip up with grammar and capitalization.

In Jesus

[Janine Walker]

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Now now, let's give him a chance. Even True Christians™ that love Jesus with all our hearts occasionally slip up with grammar and capitalization.

In Jesus

Very true, it's just so hard for me to not get very upset from reading all these messages from atheists that directly insult the Lord, Jesus Christ.

I try very hard to not get upset but the love I have for Lord is far greater than anything else in my life.

By the way, thank you for adding me to as a friend! It's great to have more lovers of God as friends!

Janine Walker