Please help me

[Fuzileer]

Hi, Im Dave, 19 years old.

Used to be a Christian, but lost my way. I... Im wanting to come back to him.

I need help, I admit. I hope you guys can help me along the way to true salvation.

God bless.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: Please help me

Hi, Im Dave, 19 years old.

Used to be a Christian, but lost my way. I... Im wanting to come back to him.

I need help, I admit. I hope you guys can help me along the way to true salvation.

God bless.

Go to your local Mosque and talk to the Imam there about it. You will also need to go to Mecca and go on a Jihad.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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Becoming a True Christian(tm) is the simplest thing in the world. Just read the KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover and do every single thing it says to do without exception.

If you fail to do this however, you will burn in Hell for all eternity. So you'd better get started before Jesus decides to kill you.

[Fuzileer]

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I may be unsaved, but I know right from wrong...

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please help me

Hi, Im Dave, 19 years old.

Used to be a Christian, but lost my way. I... Im wanting to come back to him.

I need help, I admit. I hope you guys can help me along the way to true salvation.

God bless.

Well I guess we can throw you a rope. I am a bit puzzled if you want to be a Christian why do you live in England. Any way tell us a bit about yourself, things like your favorite KJV1611 verse, the Name of a church that you attend. How many times have you been sodomized by another drunken Brit? Its best if you tell us all of your sorted past, dont hold back, we can take it. YIC Jmaes

[Fuzileer]

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Well I guess we can throw you a rope. I am a bit puzzled if you want to be a Christian why do you live in England. Any way tell us a bit about yourself, things like your favorite KJV1611 verse, the Name of a church that you attend. How many times have you been sodomized by another drunken Brit? Its best if you tell us all of your sorted past, dont hold back, we can take it. YIC Jmaes

I havent read the KJ version of the bible before. I did a history course in it and Ive read that King James was a homosexual. Ive been an anglican member of the christian faith. Ive been drunk numerous number of times and kissed a woman in my drunkness. This is the only time ive done something sexual. But raging hormones, you know? Im really eager to have my own family, I really want to be a loving husband and father, but I know I must solve this issue first. I must address the most important factor of my life; my faith.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I havent read the KJ version of the bible before. I did a history course in it and Ive read that King James was a homosexual. Ive been an anglican member of the christian faith. Ive been drunk numerous number of times and kissed a woman in my drunkness. This is the only time ive done something sexual. But raging hormones, you know? Im really eager to have my own family, I really want to be a loving husband and father, but I know I must solve this issue first. I must address the most important factor of my life; my faith.

What is the state of your dental hygiene?

[Fuzileer]

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What is the state of your dental hygiene?

Better than the state of my weight Lets put stereotypes to the side, hm

[Imam Rashik]

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I havent read the KJ version of the bible before. I did a history course in it and Ive read that King James was a homosexual. Ive been an anglican member of the christian faith. Ive been drunk numerous number of times and kissed a woman in my drunkness. This is the only time ive done something sexual. But raging hormones, you know? Im really eager to have my own family, I really want to be a loving husband and father, but I know I must solve this issue first. I must address the most important factor of my life; my faith.

Living in England gives you good start in becoming a Muslim. There any many followers of Islam there. Becoming a Muslim now will give you a good start when Sharia Law is imposed on England.

[GOD=life]

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This is the only time ive done something sexual.

Are you sure? So you haven't done anything, say, with yourself? You know, when no one is watching and your hand wanders. You must have, you're British. But, just because there isn't another man involved, it's still a homosexual act.

Im really eager to have my own family, I really want to be a loving husband and father, ...

That doesn't sound very Christian...

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Look, it's noble of you that you want to be a Christian too. But do you have what it takes? Only you can answer that.

[Janine Walker]

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Better than the state of my weight Lets put stereotypes to the side, hm

Well, how much do you weigh?

Janine Walker

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Better than the state of my weight Lets put stereotypes to the side, hm

Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.


Deuteronomy 21:20-21 (King James Version) 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version) 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.


Proverbs 30:21-22 (King James Version) 21For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: 22For a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat;