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Welcome Snoothie. May your path to Salvation(TM) be long and arduous.
Welcome Snoothie. May your path to Salvation(TM) be long and arduous.
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Thank you everyone for welcoming me. Pastor Zeke, my father died last year but i'm very sure that if he were alive I would have his permission to be here.Comment
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Snooty,
you may find that you need more attention then this site can provide. Please email me and I can help you find happiness....
I can also be a "daddy" figure for you.
SFI am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!Comment
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I almost forgot, Pastor Zeke, Snoothie is a nick name I got in middle school. I really liked smoothies, and this weird kid started calling me smoothie kid, then somo other weird kid changed the spelling and started calling me snoothie. I really don't know what that means.Comment
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Ignore Star-Finder. God smote him in the stones for being an idiot, and now he hates Christ and is considering becoming a Catholic. Anyway, welcome aboard, young snoothie.Originally posted by Snoothie1289 View Post
Without wishing to sound too crude... have you sorted out a tithing schedule yet?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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