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  • BibLes
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    • Dec 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Hello

    Hey everyone! I'm looking at following the ways of the Christian life but I have one question:

    When I get older and I'm losing my hair, many years from now, will he still love me and will he still need me?

    Much appreciation if you could reply.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Of course He will.

    God hates people who mock bald heads.

    2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
    And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

    God loves the bald.

    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he [is] bald; [yet is] he clean.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Stella LaForte
      Unsaved trash, but struggling to become Saved(r)
       
      • Dec 2010
      • 116

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by BibLes View Post
      Hey everyone! I'm looking at following the ways of the Christian life but I have one question:

      When I get older and I'm losing my hair, many years from now, will he still love me and will he still need me?

      Much appreciation if you could reply.
      BibLes = Bible Lesbian? The Bible evidently doesn't advocate such things.
      1 Timothy 2:11-15
      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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      • BibLes
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        • Dec 2010
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Stella LaForte View Post
        BibLes = Bible Lesbian? The Bible evidently doesn't advocate such things.
        My name is Les... as in Lesley.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by BibLes View Post
          My name is Les... as in Lesley.
          Ignore unsaved harlots, Les.

          Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? What are your favorite verses of the Holy Bible?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • NatashaLived
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            • Dec 2010
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Hello

            God despises sinner lesbians and their large penile appendages, as is evident from:

            [DeathlyHallows:Book7] [Dudley Dursley
            (to Harry) I don't think you're a waste of space. ]


            Such is proof that Jesus K. Rowling's teachings are supportive of homosexuality between muggle and wizard males alike, and that they accept each other into their open spaced anuses, but to the heathen swines that are female, homosexuality
            is a filthy sin detrimental to humanity and they should be put to death via sprunting.

            xox

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            • BibLes
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              • Dec 2010
              • 4

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Ignore unsaved harlots, Les.

              Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? What are your favorite verses of the Holy Bible?
              Thanks Levi! I have currently started attending a baptist church in my community, I don't know if this is any good but I thought it would be a good start point? Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

              Also I would have to say my favourite quote is Jeremiah 29:11 - For I know the plans I have for you declares the Lord. Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. I remind myself of this when I start to doubt where I am in life right now. (I don't know how to do the fancy blue text. )

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by BibLes View Post
                Thanks Levi! I have currently started attending a baptist church in my community, I don't know if this is any good but I thought it would be a good start point? Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

                Also I would have to say my favourite quote is Jeremiah 29:11 - For I know the plans I have for you declares the Lord. Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. I remind myself of this when I start to doubt where I am in life right now. (I don't know how to do the fancy blue text. )
                The fancy blue text link is automatic. You also might want to consider a Baptist church that uses the King James. It's the version we strongly prefer here.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • BibLes
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 4

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  The fancy blue text link is automatic. You also might want to consider a Baptist church that uses the King James. It's the version we strongly prefer here.
                  Haha I realised that after I posted! And thank you for your guidance I shall look into that.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by BibLes View Post
                    Haha I realised that after I posted! And thank you for your guidance I shall look into that.
                    Here you go

                    Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.


                    Just make sure you use the KJV setting.
                    Drama queen

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