Evidently I haven't gotten off to a great start, as despite my obvious impressive and insightful knowledge I have been granted 12 infraction points. Thankfully, I can transfer these into housepoints for Gryffindor using my level 3 spell "Powerword: Pointificate". So I will therefore gladly carry onwards with the spreading of christian teachings via this impressive interface, and put down that disgusting black streak of misfortune to bad luck and [racist slur deleted] magic. Hello everyone!
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